Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[JoePepsiCo]

You probably never will.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Now for a really simple question: What is the essence of Buddhism?

Respect all forms of life, and then compassion and affection toward all sentient beings, with the understanding that everything is interdependent - so my happiness and suffering, my well-being, very much have to do with others'.


So the pisser is, if my well-being isn't quite up to snuff and I have done all that it in my control to improve it, if this interdependent thing is true and correct, then that means that some of you fuckers need to step up your game(s).


I'm pretty sure we know who you are, too.

Buddha tell me not to let moss grow on a stone or allow sweat to accumulate on my balls.

Then he rubs his belly and pats my head just to prove he can do it.

He's a funny old fart...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Seems like "progress" is actually "domestication."

Pronounced "civilization."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Buddha tell me not to let moss grow on a stone or allow sweat to accumulate on my balls.

Then he rubs his belly and pats my head just to prove he can do it.

He's a funny old fart...

I like me some Buddha. It's the Mind Over Matter part.

Of course, the great Zen conundrum is, when you find a Lit libturd writhing on the ground because he is on fire, what does the student do?

1: attempt to extinguish it
2: bring more fuel so it will burn faster
3: bring marshmallows and hot dogs

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Harrison Sensei was a living Buddha of sorts. He would say, "If you don't mind the pain, it doesn't matter."

He also said that if thumbs in their eyes aren't working, squirrel them around a bit...



Harrison Buddha says #3.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So, #2 . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

No, a slow fire is a cooking fire, especially with the marshmallows...

 

[Bn2f]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Alphas? Or dickless wonders?

 

[coati]

So the pisser is, if my well-being isn't quite up to snuff and I have done all that it in my control to improve it, if this interdependent thing is true and correct, then that means that some of you fuckers need to step up your game(s).

^^^In one sentence, a narcissistic ammosexual summarizes his obsession with snuff porn.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71pHatkOE1L._AC_SX569_.jpg

 

[coati]

As if a legion of Sam Elliott wannabees are going to produce better government.

 

[coati]

Lit ammosexuals live in a Hollywood fantasy world.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71pHatkOE1L._AC_SX569_.jpg

A vacuum of leadership beckons the ruthless and ambitious just as the unarmed arm them.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I reckon I'll have to run if I want somebody with some motherfucking sense and integrity.


Mostly integrity.


Mental masturbation is spent in the What If and Life is lived in the What Is . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

"You'd better run..."

The Wall

 

[coati]

I reckon I'll have to run if I want somebody with some motherfucking sense and integrity.

Yes, you'd fit right in with MTG.

 

[coati]

But you would have less time for your mental masturbation.

 

[Bn2f]

A vacuum of leadership beckons the ruthless and ambitious just as the unarmed arm them.

So? You oppose your white master running for office? Make this make sense to the folks outside your brain.

 

[Chobham]

Off to make sure our public servants are earning their keep. This AM I think I'll ask about the traces they do on firearms they pick-up during their arrests. The legally purchased vs stolen stats etc.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

That would be enlightening.

Do they have a gun-show loophole metric?

 

[Bn2f]

Off to make sure our public servants are earning their keep.

Wait? When you say you're off to make public servants earn their keep does this mean you have an actual job or just rolled from behind your dumpster to watch the meter maid?

 

[JoePepsiCo]

It's 2024 misogynist. Meter officer.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That would be enlightening.

Do they have a gun-show loophole metric?

Only if they're really doing their job and not risking Islamic Hellfire by being lying little cunts.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's 2024 misogynist. Meter officer.

Does someone need a swift kick in the cunt???


Ah reckon so . . . .


*spit*

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I broke the ignore covenant, but that one was too obvious....