Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[wizzard426]

"The politician and the diaper should be changed often for the same reasons"

~Sam Clemens and Mark Twain

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[JoePepsiCo]

A Chipbutty sighting!

The cow goes MOOooo...

Constantly. Always lowing...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Constantly.


Some cows need to be chased around the pasture. By a tractor. With a loader.


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[JoePepsiCo]

That's why you're so mean...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Real pussy bleeds for days and no one's the wiser. Lit pussies bleed and it's worse than a roomful of spoiled children squawking about not getting their way.


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[JoePepsiCo]

...Between 2014 and 2023, the average yearly number of fatal shark attacks worldwide was 5.8, while the average number of fatal wild pig attacks was 19.7. In 2024 alone, there have already been seven deaths from wild pig incidents.
You have to shoot the fawkers several times...

https://hotair.com/headlines/2024/0...gates-for-lawsuits-over-dei-policies-n3786713

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You also have to have brought Enough Gun.


Lit libturds trying to gain employment:


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[JoePepsiCo]

*chuckle*

I have enough gun to take down a pig...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Sheeyit, I haz choices.


Bacon!!!!!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I haven't seen any of those critters here. Methinks they were probably hunted to local extinction...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I haven't, either. Yet.


Then again, I haven't seen the coyotes either, but I know that they're there.


Just give me a few more weeks, furrbutts . . . .

 

[wizzard426]

Saw 2 bobcats yesterday, first I had seen those cats. Impressed. Not sharing my chickens though

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Haven't seen any big cats since I left the prairie.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Middle aged incels posting memes and thinking they're tough. Funny stuff.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The landlady tells the tale of working near the fence line one day, down in the woods portion, toward the creek. She was on her knees doing something and heard a feline growl. As she says, without thinking about it she responded, "don't you growl at me in my own yard!" It didn't any more, and then it seemed to have left. Very quietly.


Cats do that very well.

 

[wizzard426]

I heard this gawd awful scream one eve, oldster down at the elevator opened it was a bobcat killing a deer.

The tales olde people tell.......

 

[JoePepsiCo]

You know how evil I think they are. That's why they're always hanging around witches and bitches.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, but they're very good at it.


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[Wat_Tyler]

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[JoePepsiCo]

I see gang signs in the crib!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I see gang signs in the crib!

You just said that because they're black . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Mama kitty needs that motto on her milk saucer...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

You just said that because they're black . . . .

I see the white. They're half-breeds and half-breeds cannot be trusted...

Sneaky bastages.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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