Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[Wat_Tyler]

We have damned few squirrels Out West. I have kinda wondered about that. Then again, the dogs patrol the yard ruthlessly. They kill possums.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

We have acorns here in the oak forest.

The dogs are all taking their well-earned dirt naps...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The landlady's big (fawkin yuge!!!) Labs aren't even 3 yet, so she should get another 100,000 miles out of them.


The old beagle is another story. He may need an aspirin before the year is out.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Yellow, black or chocolate labs?

Mine was a black lab.

Damned good dog.

Not that big...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's maybe 225# of dogs. Fawkin yuge, I says.


He's black, she's chocolate. He thinks he runs the show, and she tops from the bottom.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[JoePepsiCo]

Good thing labs are such affable creatures. That's their best quality.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

They do well around guns too.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Unlike Libs of all colors...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They really are good company and they're much more intelligent and aware than Lit libturds.


He's not a fan of guns, but she sucks it up and comes over to hang with her shootin' human.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I wouldn't mind having one again although I already repurposed the dog house as a chicken house.

I suppose I could build another one. All I know is no more little inside dogs.

Dachshunds are such obnoxious little shits...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Labs > libz.


I hadn't planned to have a dog, or dogs. I'm just borrowing these.

 

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[JoePepsiCo]

Yee haw!

I'm a packin' and Ahm a grinning'!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Strapped is where's it's at . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Yesterday, I was treated to the happy sounds of someone engaged in a little target practice just up to the north...

What great [part of the] country!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Geese honking overhead.

The house is open, great sleeping weather at night, not too hot in the day and it's overcast, maybe a little bit of rain today. We could use the rain, it's been pretty dry here, which is unusual this time of year. The coffee is hot and I've got farm-fresh eggs, so maybe a little breakfast is in order. All I need is a hot waitress in a short, skimpy skirt to take my order.

Maybe even a Golden Lab for leftovers...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Labs love leftovers. Always get a biscuit. Throw the biscuit and the beagle will chase it, and then the labs get everything else. The beagle will look confused, but he'll do the same damned dumb thing next time, too.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Wat, why are you so mean?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We may never know the answer to that, one of the Questions for the Ages.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

A meanie with guns, a Lib nightmare, a Lab dream...

*bark* *bark* When we gonna go shoot sumptin'?

*bark* *bark* I smell Libs!

 

[desecration]

Lab dream? Like Breaking Bad? He had a laboratory.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I'm one of those people who never saw that.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A meanie with guns, a Lib nightmare, a Lab dream...

*bark* *bark* When we gonna go shoot sumptin'?

*bark* *bark* I smell Libs!

As long as the Labs are happy.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Lab dream? Like Breaking Bad? He had a laboratory.

I like the one where he took the Aztec to the body shop and there was some meat in the front end from the "deer" he had hit.