Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[JoePepsiCo]

Post #6070

Not stupid people, sheep (AKA Sheeple).

Sheep who willingly invite the wolf to dinner because he's strong enough to protect them.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And all of his friends.


"That'll never happen here - we're a constit000shunnel reeepublic."


Yeah? Then why you shit yer pants at the mention of Tr000mp every time he's mentioned????


"Ooooooo, January 6th!!!! warn't no joke!!!!"


Someone send the boys out to dig a new latrine since this'un hyah is fillin' up quick.


Good thing Laurel got rid of that bullshit 5K posts rule . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Jan 6 is like a good fishing story. The one that got away gets more spectacular with each telling.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Truth? It's the day that keeps January 7th from attempting to buttfuck January 5th.


If Tr000mp wins, do you think he'll wait until he's sweared in to start rounding up Litlibs or do you think he'll get busy on November 6th?


I hear the trains at night and have visions of eastern Montana . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Yeah, that was the big scare tactic the first time.

Funny that he never performed any of those Leftist "Falling Sky" pronouncements.

Hell. He didn't even sprout horns and a tail. More's the pity...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, but he did cause popcorn sales to rise at the Tyler household as we munched more while listening to the bleating and sniveling.


Tr000mp is truly a piece of lying shit, but he doesn't have that use . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Sounds like a good time to purchase popcorn futures...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I ain't bettin' a copper-plated zinc disc on anything these lyin'-ass polls say.


Except for Wat's poll which concludes that cunts a-gonna cunt.


But that's cheating because it's based on history and experience . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Whatever will they do when zinc becomes too expensive in today's dollars (now worth pennies)...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Blessed will be he who saved rusty steel washers, for he shall inherit the earth.


I hope that they'll work for online purchases, but I have no intention of accepting them when I have to make online returns.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I have several old peanut butter containers full of washers. Some are big and thick enough to use as weights.

 

[Chobham]

Whatever will they do when zinc becomes too expensive in today's dollars (now worth pennies)...

Save your old Lithium batteries.

(They also come in handy in the construction of thermo-nuclear devices.)

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Y'all gizmo people. I bet y'all can hang pictures an' shit.


All y'all even.


Cept'n pussies . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I have a tool for that!

It has a laser. I'm not sure if the batteries are lithium though.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Not your grandpa's lever action.



https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2024/03/15/lever-action-rifle-upgrades-accessories-more/

 

[Chobham]

A 'tactical' lever gun. Will wonders never cease?

 

[JoePepsiCo]

They say some people like them.

Maybe people raised on Gunsmoke...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Why, how century confusing. 21st century goodies on a 19th century platform.


Whereas I may buy a lever gun one day, it'll likely as not be a dot three five seven and used at 50 yards or less.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I have no plans to ever leverage a lever into my collection. I like my semiautomatics.

I don't even use the bolt-action 30-30 for much.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The semi-autos got a lot of git-er-dun to them, so I used the term "may."


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/53/0f/cd/530fcd218b30dfc5215065ef7226d447.jpg

 

[Chobham]

Why, how century confusing. 21st century goodies on a 19th century platform.


Whereas I may buy a lever gun one day, it'll likely as not be a dot three five seven and used at 50 yards or less.

I have two, a Browning .22 and a Marlin 336 in 35 Rem. The .22 is a fun little plinker and the 336 is a GREAT woods rifle out to 100 yds. I've taken many deer back East with it. Neither are eligible for 'Tacticalization.'

 

[PatientObserver]

Truth? It's the day that keeps January 7th from attempting to buttfuck January 5th.


If Tr000mp wins, do you think he'll wait until he's sweared in to start rounding up Litlibs or do you think he'll get busy on November 6th?


I hear the trains at night and have visions of eastern Montana . . . .

No offense intended Wat, but being from the great state of Montana and also living in the eastern region, I'd prefer that any refugees (liberal or otherwise) are sent almost anywhere else. The progressives have been invading western Montana for decades and have been creeping east. I doubt they move too much further east of Billings, but you never know. Quality of life is nice and we don't have anywhere near the problems that larger populated areas tend to experience.

 

[Chobham]

No offense intended Wat, but being from the great state of Montana and also living in the eastern region, I'd prefer that any refugees (liberal or otherwise) are sent almost anywhere else. The progressives have been invading western Montana for decades and have been creeping east. I doubt they move too much further east of Billings, but you never know. Quality of life is nice and we don't have anywhere near the problems that larger populated areas tend to experience.

It's a population density issue. Read up on the mouse Utopia experiments. Once the population reaches a certain density the mice turn stupid and homosexual.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No offense intended Wat, but being from the great state of Montana and also living in the eastern region, I'd prefer that any refugees (liberal or otherwise) are sent almost anywhere else. The progressives have been invading western Montana for decades and have been creeping east. I doubt they move too much further east of Billings, but you never know. Quality of life is nice and we don't have anywhere near the problems that larger populated areas tend to experience.

My sincere apologies, or appypollywollogies as the Droogies say. My mistake.


Area 51 would be a vastly superior choice for a multitude of reasons.

 

[coati]

Jan 6 is like a good fishing story. The one that got away gets more spectacular with each telling.

It's so delicious whenever a MAGAt circle jerk gets this defensive about J6.

The writing is on the wall for the right-wing gun nuts. Stay defensive-- it's the only behavior you know.