Watersports

kegsy

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New here and not sure if this is in the correct forum. It's my big fantasy to have a woman control me and use me as her toilet. Has anyone here tried it and what is it like?.
And indeed if there are any women here who want to use me feel free to get in touch.
 
speaking unofficially, i'd say it's a suitable topic for this forum, and i hope you get some responses. but you might do well to avoid open soliciting of partners, which is more suited to personal ads.

in the course of discussing your topic, interested parties will contact you spontaneously. that is preferable in this forum.

j
pure
(moderator in another forum)
 
Pure said:
speaking unofficially, i'd say it's a suitable topic for this forum, and i hope you get some responses. but you might do well to avoid open soliciting of partners, which is more suited to personal ads.

in the course of discussing your topic, interested parties will contact you spontaneously. that is preferable in this forum.

j
pure
(moderator in another forum)
Points taken onboard..Thanks.
 
This isn't exactly the kind of post that gets a good satisfying response... what I'd suggest, since you haven't put out any specific questions about the fetish, is doing a search on the forum or in the bdsm library link on top, for other threads about this. I know there've been huge discussions about it in the past, and you might find them to be very interesting reading.
 
Chicklet said:
This isn't exactly the kind of post that gets a good satisfying response... what I'd suggest, since you haven't put out any specific questions about the fetish, is doing a search on the forum or in the bdsm library link on top, for other threads about this. I know there've been huge discussions about it in the past, and you might find them to be very interesting reading.

I agree, there are several with "goldenshower" in the title that could use a good "bump"

btw - kegsy, welcome....
 
If you want to have a satisfying relationship with a non-pro toilet user, I think you need to recognize a couple of points about mens, wimmins, fetishes, and motivation.

While you are dying to be peed or shat into by "anybody" we don't operate that way. If I have the inclination to pee into my lover's mouth it's based on an established dynamic with him. I know the effect it has on him, I'm invested in him (or her, actually, more accurately in my GS history)

So all the same rules apply about attracting a girl who'll pee in you as any other kind of girl. Or go hire a pro. Be aware that a lot of pros don't do this either, read up and ask.
 
Thanks a lot guys&girls for being patient with me. I'll get the hang of the forum and what not to post and where I promise.
 
in a nutshell

piss:

"piss on you" is an expression of contempt. that is what the act is held--by humans, not dogs--to express.

those of us who believe that consented-to contempt (with some control attached to its expression) has a place in the possibly fun, and possibly acceptable sexual 'kinks' (perversions), do not have a fundamental objection to piss scenes.

those who do not believe that--who never want to see contempt, be it enacted, agreed, controlled, role played or even hinted at-- will object.

(a loving partner, will, for the nonce, temporarily suppress her feelings as to unacceptability and 'go along' with the other's strange desires, but this is to placate or indulge, not out of genuine interest or attraction to the act.)
 
On the subject of watersports of another kind I had a dream the other night about having the garden hose put up into the creavaces and the hose turned on, I was wondering if anyone has had this done and whether it is safe? also had a dream about a broomstick as well, but that's another story!!!! Am kinda the type of person that if Im going to have a sexual dream I like to have them come true.
 
Netzach said:
If you want to have a satisfying relationship with a non-pro toilet user, I think you need to recognize a couple of points about mens, wimmins, fetishes, and motivation.

While you are dying to be peed or shat into by "anybody" we don't operate that way. If I have the inclination to pee into my lover's mouth it's based on an established dynamic with him. I know the effect it has on him, I'm invested in him (or her, actually, more accurately in my GS history)

So all the same rules apply about attracting a girl who'll pee in you as any other kind of girl. Or go hire a pro. Be aware that a lot of pros don't do this either, read up and ask.

Are you implying that the only females delivering NSA kink are getting paid for it?
 
dngrscrvs00 said:
On the subject of watersports of another kind I had a dream the other night about having the garden hose put up into the creavaces and the hose turned on, I was wondering if anyone has had this done and whether it is safe? also had a dream about a broomstick as well, but that's another story!!!! Am kinda the type of person that if Im going to have a sexual dream I like to have them come true.

please do some research about safe play with your rear end before you do something that could damage you in a way you would never recover from.

I do not intent to sound harsh. Both things could be done but only after some research and safe ass play experience. Go get an old fashioned enema kit before you go out into the backyard and grab the garden hose. I have seen the hose thing done and I think the idea is hot, but I'm not ready to take that risk and I have had hands up my ass.

Know what happens at the top end of your rectal cavity, which way it turns in most everyone, and what you break through if you put something as long as a broom handle far enough up you ass to break through something. Oh yes, select a dear friend to help pull splinters and paint chips out of your sphincters, thats right with an "s" as in two - the outer and the inner, if you choose to use an old wooden broom handle.

Please.


:cool:
 
dngrscrvs00 said:
On the subject of watersports of another kind I had a dream the other night about having the garden hose put up into the creavaces and the hose turned on, I was wondering if anyone has had this done and whether it is safe? also had a dream about a broomstick as well, but that's another story!!!! Am kinda the type of person that if Im going to have a sexual dream I like to have them come true.

Not, not, NOT safe!!!!!! :eek:

If you are male, and therefore only speaking of garden hoses up the ass, you're looking at the possibility of infection introduced from a dirty hose and/or dirty water, as well as a multitude of assorted damages that can occur to the very sensitive tissues inside the rectum. If you'd like to be able to shit normally for the rest of your life, and not have to use a plastic bag instead, I don't recommend it.

Females face the same difficulties anally, but could also run the risk of having excess air or water forced past the cervix, introducing airborne bacteria to a closed environment and creating a WORLD of health risks. As well as the previously stated risks to soft tissues.

If it wasn't -designed- to be put up there (and I don't mean a broom handle carved to look like a cock) then don't put it there. Best way to go. :)
 
jadefirefly said:
Not, not, NOT safe!!!!!! :eek:

If you are male, and therefore only speaking of garden hoses up the ass, you're looking at the possibility of infection introduced from a dirty hose and/or dirty water, as well as a multitude of assorted damages that can occur to the very sensitive tissues inside the rectum. If you'd like to be able to shit normally for the rest of your life, and not have to use a plastic bag instead, I don't recommend it.

Females face the same difficulties anally, but could also run the risk of having excess air or water forced past the cervix, introducing airborne bacteria to a closed environment and creating a WORLD of health risks. As well as the previously stated risks to soft tissues.

If it wasn't -designed- to be put up there (and I don't mean a broom handle carved to look like a cock) then don't put it there. Best way to go. :)

Did you learn that from QVC??

I never realised they sold that kind of thing, I must take time to watch it, at top volume of course :p
 
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shy slave said:
Did you learn that from QVC??

I never realised they sold that kind of thing, I must take time to watch it, at top volume of course :p

You'd be surprised what they sell on QVC.

Or other seemingly innocent places. For example, the drugstore down the street from me sells a cordless back massager that looks remarkably like a magic wand.....
 
Marquis said:
Are you implying that the only females delivering NSA kink are getting paid for it?

I am implying that the vast vast majority of them are. In my experience, there are always some kind of strings. They don't have to be let's get married and have babies strings, but "hey please shit on me" is going to be met with "no" almost always without further enmeshment.
 
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Netzach said:
I am implying that the vast vast majority of them are. In my experience, there are always some kind of strings. They don't have to be let's get married and have babies strings, but "hey please shit on me" is going to be met with "no" almost always without further enmeshment.

Mind boggling.

I would imagine a girl looking for no-strings-attached fecal action would have more suitors than Penelope.
 
Marquis said:
Mind boggling.

I would imagine a girl looking for no-strings-attached fecal action would have more suitors than Penelope.
It's true. I've been to scat personals boards, which are are the most futile pages on the Internet. 85 posts by scat watching/eating guys, one post by a bi-girl in Europe who wants to find another girl to shit on her while her boyfriend watches.

I'd imagine that finding a girl to pee on you is not as difficult though.
 
While I'd have no problem with a woman peeing on me or in my mouth I do find scat slightly erotic, but I don't think I would go through with it.
 
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