Watersports

[NorthwestRain]

Who likes watersports, and where do you think this fetish stems from?

 

[BigTexan]

Well Waterpolo isn't really my thing, but I do love boating and riding my jetski. I'd love to try yacht racing, but don't have a yacht. I do have a small catamaran that I sail in the summer.

I wouldn't really call that a fetish though.

BigTexan

 

[Pure]

Well, I worked at Mc Donalds, in charge of the soft drink orders. I'd hold the glass under the spout, press the button, and the golden stream of gingerale would squirt out, loudly striking the bottom of the glass, making a gurgling sound, and bubbling up. The female manager would be walking by, her breasts tightly compressed in her uniform. She'd say, "Excuse me, I've got to go to the restroom; been drinking too much coffee," and wink at me. She'd pass hurriedly by, and I'd look out the window and those golden arches took on a whole new meaning as I unleashed the squirting liquid into the glass, for the next order.

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PS.
Have enjoyed your stories, NWR.

 

[wildsweetone]

I like watching wind surfers, does that count? Hmm I'm not sure if it's the waves, or the wind in the sail or the muscles...

 

[NoJo]

I think the fetsih comes from the fact that peeing is a bit private, and displays the gentials, so maybe it comes from when as kids we watched Mommy or Daddy peeing and thought it was a bit taboo.

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

Where does ANY fetish come from? Perhaps it's a bit too freudian for this time of the day.

I used to be into that sort of thing but, I don't know, just sort of grew out of it I suppose! Found something much more exciting

ax

 

[BigTexan]

I think the fetsih comes from the fact that peeing is a bit private, and displays the gentials, so maybe it comes from when as kids we watched Mommy or Daddy peeing and thought it was a bit taboo.

Okay, this one made me think. So I went out on the internet and looked up "Watersports"

OH MY GOD!!!

And I wondered what Sailing had to do with a fetish!

Now I really understand where this question was coming from, and I feel so DUMB!

I'll just go hide my face now.

BigTexan

 

[Pure]

Okay, this one made me think. So I went out on the internet and looked up "Watersports"

OH MY GOD!!!

And I thought you were just funnin' us. ;-)

Howcum it says 'really experienced' in yer pro file.?

A while ago I asked a leatherman to repair my sandals and he was really put out.....

J.

 

[BigTexan]

And I thought you were just funnin' us. ;-)

Howcum it says 'really experienced' in yer pro file.?

J.

Yeah, I think I better write to Laurel and have her change that to Naive!

But come on, do people really like to have other's piss on them? Here in Texas that's good enough reason to kill someone. You just stand up in court and tell the judge ... "Yer Honor, we was in the john at the highschool football game and that there mutherfucker pissed on my boot so's I kilt him." The Judge will dismiss the case every time.

BigTexan

 

[Pure]

Here in Texas that's good enough reason to kill someone. You just stand up in court and tell the judge ... "Yer Honor, we was in the john at the highschool football game and that there mutherfucker pissed on my boot so's I kilt him." The Judge will dismiss the case every time.

But then again in TX, the DA stands up in court and says,

"Members of the jury, we ask the death penalty for this person, even though he's 14 and mentally retarded, he shouldnta done it and he musta knowed that."

Do you eat oysters? bleu cheese? killed fowl that's hung for two weeks?

 

[Guest]

Who likes watersports?

I enjoy golden showers.

 

[SexyChele]

But come on, do people really like to have other's piss on them?

Yup, they do. I know - I had a boyfriend who was into this. Receiving, not giving. He would either like me to stand in front of him in a tight pair of jeans and simply pee my pants. (NOT an easy thing to do once you've been conditioned not to do such a thing!) Or, he would have me get on top, and simply "let go". The liquid warmth around his cock and balls drove him nuts. (But only as a prelude to sex - never afterwards!)


Now, I give a warning: if you get queasy, do not read further!



He would have me sit on his face and pee directly into his mouth. (And no, I would NOT kiss him afterwards, no matter how many times he could "prove" that urine directly from the body was sterile!)

 

[BigTexan]

All I have to say, is. To each his own. Heaven forbid that I would judge someone for having a little kink in them. Actually I think a little kink is good for everyone.

And Pure, my post was a joke; not meant to have a political agenda. If your's was too, then great, if not, well I won't hijack this thread to discuss the death penalty. If you want to discuss it then start another thread and I'll be happy to debate it with you.

BigTexan

 

[BigTexan]

He would have me sit on his face and pee directly into his mouth. (And no, I would NOT kiss him afterwards, no matter how many times he could "prove" that urine directly from the body was sterile!)

Gives a whole new look to the little Monty Python song,

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. Sit on my face, I'll say I love you too.

Doesn't it

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

He like me to stand in front of him in a tight pair of jeans and simply pee my pants.

for some odd reason that's kinda sexy.

To me, the rest isn't. I'm gonna go crazy until I find a reason for this (then probably write another story about it...)

ax

 

[jfinn]

While water sports don't really rock my boat (oh god, did I really write that ) I can maybe get a glimmer of why it would be a turn on to some. The uh, potty fetish I don't understand (Actually one of many--Felching? Not in this lifetime, but I digress) is scat. I mean where did that come from and more importantly, why?

Jayne

 

[SexyChele]

for some odd reason that's kinda sexy.

To me, the rest isn't. I'm gonna go crazy until I find a reason for this (then probably write another story about it...)

ax

Actually, of the three I mentioned, this turned out (eventually) to be my favorite as well. The other two were things I did simply to please him.

The reason as to why it is so sexy? Well, for some, anyway? This is how he explained it to me:

You have a sexy woman, dressed in a desirable way, looking perfectly normal. Then, suddenly, almost without expectation, you see the dark stain spread from the crotch of her jeans. It grows larger and larger, running down her leg, and you realize she is standing there peeing into her jeans. The very essence of the turn on was the idea that he had told me to do this, and he knew there was a factor of discomfort involved. Peeing is very personal - and we are conditioned from, like age 2, to not pee our pants no matter what! As I said, it was difficult for me. Not mentally - I trusted him with my life. But physically it is hard! And he would keep talking to me, telling to just let go, and the more he would talk, the more difficult it became. He could see this on my face and it played into his excitement. He knew that by the time I "went", I was either so eager to please him and/or had to go so desperately, I was willing to overcome my own body's hesitancy.

Well, that's how he explained to me, anyhow!

 

[NoJo]

Have someone spit, cum, shit or piss on you is a common sub fantasy (and services are readily available).

There's a wish to be "treated like a toilet" that some submissives have.

I remember that in the playground of my primary school, when someone "got someone down", they would "gob" on them as sign of victory -- humiliating the defeated opponent.

Shitting on someone is known as "hard sports". Depends what you've eaten, I suppose.

 

[NorthwestRain]

Well, gotta say, funny, funny shit!
You had me goin' there for a while BigTexan.
SexyChele, I can understand the guy you describe, yet it's quite interesting that watching a girl pee her pants does nothing for me but seeing it squirting from her pussy right in front of me, whoa. The best!
Pure, I'm glad you've enjoyed my stories, and if any of you guys would be my lit. buddies, that would be great!
I love to share feedback with someone who responds.
Invitations open.(Won't someone be mah friend???)
Cheers

 

[Pure]

Here is the link to a pee story by nwr which is pretty hot imo.

The Japanese angle is nice too; while I appreciate Sexy C's eclecticism, she's pretty exceptional; I wonder if Asian women are more open to this sort of thing....

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=41742


PS. Can someone tell me the quickest way from here to an author's profile that lists his or her stories.??? (not the forum profile which, I gather, doesn't necessarily like to stories). In the present case, search member, and search stories did not work (error message) and I had to go to the entire author/member list of a zillion people, and go through a couple hundred Ns.

 

[Pure]

Hi SC,

Thanks for the 'analysis'


Peeing is very personal - and we are conditioned from, like age 2, to not pee our pants no matter what! As I said, it was difficult for me. Not mentally - I trusted him with my life. But physically it is hard! And he would keep talking to me, telling to just let go, and the more he would talk, the more difficult it became. He could see this on my face and it played into his excitement. He knew that by the time I "went", I was either so eager to please him and/or had to go so desperately

I think the erotism is pretty strong, both from the transgressive aspect and --if I'm not mistraken-- the element of humiliation or shame, at least in your mind. You convey this well (has it been used in a story of yours?) although I can't say I've personally experienced your Scene 1. (only Scene 3).

You are among the more kinky denizens of lit., and I want you to feel appreciated!..

Best,
J.

 

[Chicklet]

seems like a normal enough fetish to me.

I'd rather have someone pee on me than have my brother fuck me.

Chicklet

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, I haven't seen your brother, Chicklet, but... OK.

Seriously, this is a fetish I both do and don't understand. I mean, I don't understand it, because I think peeing and pooping is a turn-off, more than a turn-on. I got grossed out when a guy I fucked spit on his dick to lube it up. And the most common thing around here, the running nose... Yuk!

THAT's why the population of Sweden is so low. Try to get horny when you look at your lover in longjohns, a cap, 5 sweaters, and with a runny nose!

On the other hand, since I get so turned off by these bodily functions, I can, strangely as it may sound, understand why some people like this. All the things that I have such strong negative feelings for, they have the same strong but POSITIVE feelings for. It's like a mirror reflexion!

But I'm glad that I've never encountered anyone with this fetish myself. I wouldn't be able to satisfy them. The degradation of it all turns me off. I prefer sex to be an act of... "upgradation".

 

[Pure]

Svenskaflicka said,


But I'm glad that I've never encountered anyone with this fetish myself. I wouldn't be able to satisfy them. The degradation of it all turns me off. I prefer sex to be an act of... "upgradation".

Around here, about ten years ago, the censors were going through every XXX film and snipping the parts where cum got onto the woman's face; they said it was 'degradation'.

Wouldn't you say this judgement is, as it were,

'all in the eye of the beholder'?

 

[Guest]

Wouldn't you say this judgement is, as it were,

'all in the eye of the beholder'?

Amen.