watermelons

[alphamale007]

so I have read about how some guys have fucked watermelons...how the hell does that work? anybody who has any knowledge of that, would be happy to hear it.

also...any other fruits or veggies that make good lovers for the lonely bachelor? not for penetration, for being penetrated...would like to hear experiences and how to's, as I've found a lack of decent material on the topic. thanks!

 

[wicked woman]

You might find this thread interesting Creative Fruit Ideas


Watermelon...cut a hole into it that your cock will fit into....take fruit out...put cock in...thrust in and out....seems simple enough...someone actually had an AV showing it


oh welcome to Lit...

 

[PhilLusty]

ummmmm

nice and big carrots!! they start narrow and get bigger,

popscicles, except they dont last long

ice cubes are an awesome experince, just make sure you lick the frost off,,, they dont last at that long either

enjoy

Phil N Lusty

 

[Seattle Zack]

Arabic proverb: "A woman for children, a boy for pleasure, and a melon for ecstasy."

Not sure they were talking about watermelons thoough.

 

[Meat Whistler]

DAMN! I'd pay good money to watch a man masturbate with fruit!

 

[Carnus]

DAMN! I'd pay good money to watch a man masturbate with fruit!

Name a price, hell for the right money I will film it hehehehehe Name the fruit and a price


Ice is fun,, I made an ice dilde for a girl I knew once, took a small bucket of loose sand ( I used cat litter I had some so it was handy ) took a condom and filled it with water, made an appropriate shaped hole and put it in the freezer, worked great

Carnus

 

[PhilLusty]

I can always use extra cash

DAMN! I'd pay good money to watch a man masturbate with fruit!

ummmm I do have lots of bills due!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once read a trick on a website once, involving a tomato

you take a tomato cut your size hole in it, warm it up in the micro wave and slide your cock into the warm hole and it feels like a wet cunt.... I found out that i had warmed it up just a tad to long, so it wasnt all that pleasant, plus it made a mess .luckily I had taken it the shower with me... LOL

So there ya have it

Phil N Lusty

 

[Meat Whistler]

Name a price, hell for the right money I will film it hehehehehe Name the fruit and a price


Ice is fun,, I made an ice dilde for a girl I knew once, took a small bucket of loose sand ( I used cat litter I had some so it was handy ) took a condom and filled it with water, made an appropriate shaped hole and put it in the freezer, worked great

Carnus

That's quite intelligent - the ice dildo, that is. Sounds like a ton of fun. I may have to try that.

As for the video...quite tempting.

 

[webber1998]

Re: I can always use extra cash

..... I found out that i had warmed it up just a tad to long, so it wasnt all that pleasant, plus it made a mess .

OUCH !!!!

I prefer the real thing !!!

 

[Bisquick]

Re: I can always use extra cash

ummmm I do have lots of bills due!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once read a trick on a website once, involving a tomato

you take a tomato cut your size hole in it, warm it up in the micro wave and slide your cock into the warm hole and it feels like a wet cunt.... I found out that i had warmed it up just a tad to long, so it wasnt all that pleasant, plus it made a mess .luckily I had taken it the shower with me... LOL

So there ya have it

Phil N Lusty

i have some silicone/latex pussys that i like to fuck when i'm alone, so I put them in sclading hot water when im getting ready...then when i take them out they are very flesh-like.

 

[Bisquick]

That's quite intelligent - the ice dildo, that is. Sounds like a ton of fun. I may have to try that.

As for the video...quite tempting.

lol you let me know if you ever want to see a show


have cam will travel

 

[PhilLusty]

Re: Re: I can always use extra cash

OUCH !!!!

I prefer the real thing !!!

ouch is right, and i prefer the realthing myself, it just that it sounded so...... ?????????? hell I dont know, I just felt like trying it LMAO

later

Phil

 

[Layne]

Italian Godess, got a price in mind

If you have yahoo messenger, some cash and a KINKY idea, I am your man

Very little I won't do

 

[Meat Whistler]

Re: Italian Godess, got a price in mind

If you have yahoo messenger, some cash and a KINKY idea, I am your man

Very little I won't do

Whore.

 

[JustLiz]

How about eggplant? Pick it off the vine, cut a hole suitable for your penis in the bottom, and slide it over your penis and start fucking that.

Pumpkin? mmmm...

My mind is sooo perverted right now...

 

[Bisquick]

i have an online cyber buddy, and she promises that if we ever one day meet that she will fuck herself to gushing orgasms with several vegatbles, and squirt; she will make me a salad with the vegetables, and a dressing with her pussy juices...

 

[Layne]

Italian Goddess

LOL, actually I was just kidding about the cash.

 

[PhilLusty]

ummmmmmmmm

How about eggplant? Pick it off the vine, cut a hole suitable for your penis in the bottom, and slide it over your penis and start fucking that.

Pumpkin? mmmm...

My mind is sooo perverted right now...

I like a perverted mind, it matches mine!!!

Maybe on day I'll remember this tip and try it!!!

later

Phil

 

[Carnus]

Pumpkin? mmmm...

My mind is sooo perverted right now...

pumpkin ,,, I thought that is what they did in Arkansas? oh wat there it is two words Pump Kin hehehe

Carnus

 

[midwestyankee]

pumpkin ,,, I thought that is what they did in Arkansas? oh wat there it is two words Pump Kin hehehe

Carnus

I thought it was, "What her melon?"

 

[Pinmonkey]

reminds me of this picture that I happened to pick up somewhere long my internet wanderings.

 

[Layne]

Damn

I want to do that.

Anyone want to watch or help

 

[cinnpanabar]

I know this is off the the subject but...if you haven't tried kin...don't knock 'em. Something extraordinary about the little cousin you grew up kissin behind the barn when the families got together once in a while. Little dark eye witch liked to have killed me the first time we actually went all the way. Teach the parents not to trust the cousins. And sadly we are from Arkansas but it happens everywhere.

 

[Meat Whistler]

And sadly we are from Arkansas but it happens everywhere.

Keep telling yourself that.

 

[Meat Whistler]

Re: Italian Goddess

LOL, actually I was just kidding about the cash.

Note to self.