So when are YOU leaving for the Gulf, Hanns? You could snipe Saddam and be back home in time for your supper and bovrill.
Headlines News at 10pm.
The English army today sent in its crack 10th Regiment of Paintballers. Capt Hanns Schmidt was quoted as saying. (insert pompous english public school accent here) "I do believe we'll paint Saddam into a corner, then cover him in a nice shade of fuscia with lime green trim. Eh what?"