Wat the HELL?

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hi! I'm Hemi Ginger...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Nobody's gonna beat my girl!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'll kick her pasty white ass!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I call sloppy seconds!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol... nice

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She is Hemi Ginger!!!


I wonder if Miss Clairol makes that shade.


I was given a loaf of homemade banana bread last night by a kindly blonde. The question is, will Wat eat it or give it to the cardinals?

 

[DemianBiros]

.......only her hairdresser knows for sure..........

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mmmpfmpmfh...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They're so cute when they try to be clever...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I may be a brunette, but I approve of hemispherical shapes.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Full cam stroke!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They do make stroker kits for the new Hemi


We can thank Daimler for getting our beloved domed cylinder heads back. They've been on the roads long enough now for the salvage yards to start to full with their skeletons.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If you start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I can't compete with the riders in the other heats
If you rough it up
If you like it you can slide it up
Slide it up, slide it up, slide it up
​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That should burn the rubber off the rims . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Got to keep the working parts clean...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Light the fires and kick the tires!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Heh . . . they said "blown" . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Blown all to hell and back...

Just like Jericho.​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's a funny thing.



No matter how low you sink...



there's still a right and a wrong...and you always end up choosing.




You go one way so you can try to live with yourself.

You can go the other

and still be walking around...

but you're dead and you don't know it.



I was coming through Texas

on my way to Mexico.



I needed some time to hide out.



I had spent most of my life

on the dodge. (wonder if it was a Hemi Dodge . . . .)




Drunk or sober,

I got no complaints...





even if I did

get my hands dirty on the way.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Then, they had to go and insult My Ford...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's not a good idea

to be looking at Mr. Doyle's girl that way.




I remember a guy once told me

this is a free country.



Jocko, this guy thinks it's a free country.



*major insultage to an unsuspecting Model A*



Now you're free to go.



Sheriff's office is over there

in case you want to complain.



Your light's out.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If I get you in my sights,
BOOM! BOOM!

What is it?
Out go da LIGHTS!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yes, If I get you in my sights

Boom boom time and,
Out go da LIGHTS!​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Don't move your head around the rifle!!! Move the rifle around your head!!!