Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

[ChloeTzang]

How about one of these..... going to watch the movie (again) tonight. Alatriste.

 

[ChloeTzang]

If you want to check it out.....

 

[ll74]

How about one of these..... going to watch the movie (again) tonight. Alatriste.

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Are you going as a Confederate asshole for Halloween?

 

[ChloeTzang]

Are you going as a Confederate asshole for Halloween?

Alatriste, my dear Ilyushin, is a Spanish movie based on a series of historical novels about Diego Alatriste, a soldier in the service of King Philip IV of Spain during the Eighty Years' War (fought in the 17th century, pre-dating the American Civil War somewhat). The gun you see is a matchlock, not a Springfield rifle musket or an 1853 Enfield, the two most common firearms of our friendly little quarrel a couple of hundred years later. Those big tall spikey wooden things in the background are the spears of a Spanish Tercio. Not commonly seen in the American Civil War either.

 

[ll74]

Alatriste, my dear Ilyushin, is a Spanish movie based on a series of historical novels about Diego Alatriste, a soldier in the service of King Philip IV of Spain during the Eighty Years' War (fought in the 17th century, pre-dating the American Civil War somewhat). The gun you see is a matchlock, not a Springfield rifle musket or an 1853 Enfield, the two most common firearms of our friendly little quarrel a couple of hundred years later. Those big tall spikey wooden things in the background are the spears of a Spanish Tercio. Not commonly seen in the American Civil War either.

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So you're not dressing up as a Confederate asshole?

 

[ChloeTzang]

So you're not dressing up as a Confederate patriotic freedom-loving hero?

LOL. Not even as a Confederate heroine. LOL. I usually do something traditionally Chinese and really scary.....



Guess you'll be wearing your NKVD uniform then? Or are you going all Hugo Boss?

 

[Buffalogurl]

LOL. Not even as a Confederate heroine. LOL. I usually do something traditionally Chinese and really scary.....

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Guess you'll be wearing your NKVD uniform then? Or are you going all Hugo Boss?

"NKVD" ho, ho. Chloe you naughty girl

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Il Duce74 is more of a Che-T and sweatpants kind of guy when he gets up off the couch where,

*rimshot*​

He makes quite an impression!​

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Somewhere in the early morning...,

It's 2 A M, sleep is gone.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I had a meeting in Europe and now I'm tremendously jet-lagged.

Got Bat?

What a world!
That meeting had me up at two AM.
That would be in lieu of a DeTocqueville-ian trip of two months
Probably morphing into a Franklin-esque sojourn of two years before the cask.
I like my wine, women and song.
When home,
I like to sing.
I like to dance.
I like to play in the front of my pants.
What a world!

If I become famous, NATIONWIDE, I could do both at the same time and Trump could yell

YOU'RE FIRED!​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Imma loner

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I find peopling to be annoying more often than not.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

LOL. Not even as a Confederate heroine. LOL. I usually do something traditionally Chinese and really scary.....

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Guess you'll be wearing your NKVD uniform then? Or are you going all Hugo Boss?

That should send the poor dumb ass scrambling to Google.


Best wishes for your weekend.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Smart ass sez DuckDuckGo

 

[ll74]

LOL. Not even as a Confederate heroine. LOL. I usually do something traditionally Chinese and really scary.....

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Guess you'll be wearing your NKVD uniform then? Or are you going all Hugo Boss?

You could dress up as a MAGA Chinese burger chef

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Over 1 billion dogs served?

 

[ChloeTzang]

Over 1 billion dogs served?

Puppy chowmein our speciality!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I thought chowmein was a San Fransisco treat.

I never saw it, but I was appalled when the chef began ripping the duck apart with his bare hands...

... I mean, fuck, the bathroom in the McDOnald's was a hole.

A fawkin' hole! We took pictures...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Too good to waste on trolls:

 

[Rebel5soul]

I thought chowmein was a San Fransisco treat.

I never saw it, but I was appalled when the chef began ripping the duck apart with his bare hands...

... I mean, fuck, the bathroom in the McDOnald's was a hole.

A fawkin' hole! We took pictures...

Welcome to the Orient Gaijin.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Literal hole.

Not a hole like Literotica...

 

[Rebel5soul]

Literal hole.

Not a hole like Literotica...

I know, been there.

 

[Rebel5soul]

It's the early form of the "squatty-potty."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Nothing like advocating that someone commit a crime. Nice going you idiot.

Our poor little nose picker isn’t smart enough to instigate much of anything, accepting a case of diarrhoea. As Bugs Bunny used to say, what a maroon!

 

[coati]

Our poor little nose picker isn’t smart enough to instigate much of anything, accepting a case of diarrhoea. As Bugs Bunny used to say, what a maroon!

Oh, but it's so nice to see Marshmallow melt down and catch fire when heat is applied.

The reward is delicious!

Godspeed, Marshmallow.

 

[TrailerHitch]