Wasted!

[ericfromstate]

What yup y'all?? Jsut wanted to seay- cheers to being waysasted!!! Its all good here at STate! Druinkin some beers, some rum, and some Mai Tais for Hawaiian night here !! See you all soooon.!
E- Dogg

 

[AusTess]

Now THERE is an advertisement for higher learning if ever i seen one.





Ha.

 

[kiwiwolf]

A future leader in the community...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hey, so long as he can kick his coke problem and doesn't inhale he's on track to be president of the USA.

 

[Desdemona]

Now, now.... give the boy a break.

We were all young and wasted at least once. I was young and wasted many times during my college years.












I turned out all right in spite of my misspent youth.

 

[Phoenyx]

austess love the av

 

[LukkyKnight]

You and Clinton both...

Des, there's still time to turn to a life of depravity, don't give up hope yet. You're still young.

 

[Desdemona]

LK.... I'm working on it. I think I might need a little remedial education, though.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Look into my eyes, Desdemona, listen to the sound of my voice...

You're getting sleepy.... s l e e p y . . . nothing but the sound of my voice....
You want a singapore sling...
You can feel yourself relaxing, almost as if you're floating...
Let's party
All your concerns are drifting away, and you only hear the sound of my voice...
A shot of tequila would be good about now...
So relaxed, not a care in the world...
...with a beer chaser
Look into my eyes...
and order a drink
Let's get wasted
To the point where the hormones kick in and you want to screw me senseless...

 

[Desdemona]

hic ....... I ben drinkin' like ya told me, LK..

hic ...... got a cure for the hic...hic....hiccups?

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'll think of something, Des. Step into my parlor...

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hey LK

hic ....... I ben drinkin' like ya told me, LK..

hic ...... got a cure for the hic...hic....hiccups?

I bet she can't hiccup with her mouth full and if she can it would be one hell of an amazing sensation.

Dawn

 

[LukkyKnight]

Indeed, Dawn

I bet she can't hiccup with her mouth full and if she can it would be one hell of an amazing sensation.

Dawn

I imagine you're right... now Look into my eyes, Dawn, listen to the sound of my voice...

You're getting sleepy.... s l e e p y . . . nothing but the sound of my voice....
You want a Blue Hawaii
You can feel yourself relaxing, almost as if you're floating...
Let's party
All your concerns are drifting away, and you only hear the sound of my voice...
Time for body shots
So relaxed, not a care in the world...very sleepy...
Godiva liquer to warm your lips...
Look into my eyes... so relaxed..
and order a drink
Let's have a glass of champagne
or however many it takes to help decide to step into my parlor...
And relax....
you're getting the hiccups.... sensual hiccups...

 

[Desdemona]

the hazards of drinking too much

SNORE....... snort.... snort..... SNOOOORREEE

 

[Georgia Girl]

Body shots.......

now there's a plan, I have a half gallon of tequila -- will that be enough? Oh wait, there was a half gallon earlier, now there isn't. Ooooppppsss, GG's been bad. I promise I'm looking ashamed, can't you tell.

Dawn

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Body shots.......

now there's a plan, I have a half gallon of tequila -- will that be enough? Oh wait, there was a half gallon earlier, now there isn't. Ooooppppsss, GG's been bad. I promise I'm looking ashamed, can't you tell.

Dawn

What is that in litres?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Re: Re: Body shots.......

What is that in litres?

I'm not quite positive what the conversion is but its plenty to share, care to join me?

Dawn

 

[Guest]

You all are a pack of raving pissheads.
*She says with a glass of cheap bourbon in her non typing hand*
yes,i'm a one finger typer.
Not because i CANT type with 2 hands,but because i prefer my alcohol at body temperature,so if i keep it in my hand it warms up.
I'm rambling,yes?*l*

The last time i drank tequila was way way way back when i turned 21.
The thought of it,now,makes me wanna spew my ring out,which,suprise sur-fucking-prise,is the EXACT effect it had on me way back then.

 

[AusTess]

Bugger.

That was me.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Not me.......

if I want to go to sleep, rum is the ticket.

If I want to stay up and play with all you funsters all night long, tequila is the only way to go.

Dawn

PS: Tess....is your tongue pierced?

 

[Spinaroonie]

I swear I'm the only college student that doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs or engage in casual sex.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Darling......

I swear I'm the only college student that doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs or engage in casual sex.

I hate to break it to you but I graduated a few years ago. If you maintain those things I am quite pleased for you, it is difficult to stand up against the large masses of adversity and peer pressure that are faced. You are to be commended.

Dawn