Was Tonya Harding a spanker or what?

[silver gurl]

Nancy K is a stuck up bitch. She lived the next town over from me. She is not a nice person.

 

[Lancecastor]

Tonya Harding came along after my involvement in international figure skating, so I never met her.

My favorite just for the name was Irina Slutskaya.

In terms of naughtiness, Liz Manley was a total cock smoker.

But my fave was always Kat Witt...god she was hot in person. There was no way you could be around her and not be erect.

Charming too, a wonderful conversationalist with a dirty sense of humor, especially after a few drinks.

 

[Magnetron]

I think she did beat up her husband, Somethingorother Gillooollyo, with a hub cap when she was drunk.

The Unaclubber.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Tonya Harding came along after my involvement in international figure skating, so I never met her.

My favorite just for the name was Irina Slutskaya.

In terms of naughtiness, Liz Manley was a total cock smoker.

But my fave was always Kat Witt...god she was hot in person. There was no way you could be around her and not be erect.

Charming too, a wonderful conversationalist with a dirty sense of humor, especially after a few drinks.

I always suspect you to be more of a figure skater than a hockey player.

 

[Sanjeet]

Hate to admit it, but yeah, she was hot in that skanky trash kind of way.

You sir are one desperate loser to find her the least bit attractive.


Sanjeet

 

[pensivepoet]

I only watched women's figure skating so I could look at their asses when they skated backwards and their skirts blew up.
Nicole Bobek was my fave.
Too bad she turned out to be a drug dealer.
But damn, she had a great ass before she got tossed in the pen.

 

[pensivepoet]

One time I was watching Bobek in a big event. She musta been stoned cuz she spent more time on her ass than she did her skates.
Then she had to go sit on the torture chair to wait for her scores while the camera focused on her crying.
It was her worst moment ever.
It was the job of a little girl to approach her and give her flowers while she waited.
The little girl placed them in Ncole's lap and turned to run.
Nicole reached out, grabbed the girl, pulled her close, hugged her, and smiled.
I'll always love Nicole for that.

 

[pensivepoet]

His daughter had committed suicide just a few weeks before and he had lung cancer that was not doing well with treatment.

I hated the show, but I thought Brian Keith was a good actor.
When you name the kids Cissy, Buffy, and Jody, nothing good can come from it.

 

[Lancecastor]

I always suspect you to be more of a figure skater than a hockey player.

That's what Mats Sundin used to say at our weekly gentlemens' games.

I was a very pretty skater.

 

[pensivepoet]

Scabby bitch tonya was.

I much preferred katarina witt.

I remember when this came out.
It was big medicine. I was a little surprised and disappointed that Kat shaved her pits.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I only watched women's figure skating so I could look at their asses when they skated backwards and their skirts blew up.
Nicole Bobek was my fave.
Too bad she turned out to be a drug dealer.
But damn, she had a great ass before she got tossed in the pen.

I recall being amazed the Bobek was a two-pack-a-day smoker and could compete at an Olympic level.

 

[Lancecastor]

She had fantastic tits...most skaters have small tits and gigantic asses/upper thighs.

Kat was yummy proportionate and at 5'5 a bit taller than most skaters.

 

[pensivepoet]

I recall being amazed the Bobek was a two-pack-a-day smoker and could compete at an Olympic level.

I had a Yates style crush on her.
Sent her a letter while she was awaiting trial.
The bitch blew me off.
She was the anti-Kwan.

 

[nerfhearder]

I've seen the Harding sex tape. Nobody is missing anything. One of if not the worst celebrity sex tape. To be fair it was made before such things were popular though. Today they may have done it differently with a crew and soundtrack and release in time for Oscar contention the way most celebrities do it.

Kerrigan has always been pretty IMO. I'd give her a gold medal is assfucking.

My personal fave is Yamaguchi (sp?). Perennial loser but man would I like to do a triple kowtow with a double lindy on her.

 

[pensivepoet]

And also in all fairness to Tonya, Motel 6 has really lousy lighting for amateur porn.

 

[nerfhearder]

And also in all fairness to Tonya, Motel 6 has really lousy lighting for amateur porn.

Lightbulbs are expensive. Don't want them raising the rate above 29.99 do ya?

 

[Lancecastor]

Tonya harding has a pig nose.

For me, it starts and ends right there.

 

[nerfhearder]

Tonya harding has a pig nose.

For me, it starts and ends right there.

She was never really very attractive but she made herself famous and fucked on camera.

 

[pensivepoet]

Tonya harding has a pig nose.

For me, it starts and ends right there.

You don't like the whole "squeal like a pig!" thing?
Back in the day, Ned Beatty getting raped by a toothless hillbilly was high porn.

 

[Lancecastor]

Sure.... But the pig nose look doesnt do it for me.

I do like a cute turned up nose, just not the fat-nostrilled oinkers.

 

[pensivepoet]

Sure.... But the pig nose look doesnt do it for me.

I do like a cute turned up nose, just not the fat-nostrilled oinkers.

It was probably an advantage in her boxing career.
I don't think you can break a pig nose.

 

[Not Normal]

I wish she'd marry Danny Bonaduce and have kids.
That's a reality show I might watch.

That made me laugh. I'd watch that trainwreck too.

Damn, she looks better than ever.
I'd do her even if she does limp.

She looks the same...

Nancy K is a stuck up bitch. She lived the next town over from me. She is not a nice person.

That was always painfully obvious to me. She just ooozes stuck up bitch.

Wonder what happened to Jody and Buffy who lived with their creepy Uncle Bill.
My guess is that Jody is designing cakes somewhere or living with the fat kid from Gentle Ben.
I always wanted the bear to eat him.

His daughter had committed suicide just a few weeks before and he had lung cancer that was not doing well with treatment.

Pretty sad state of affairs (pun intended)

Nancy K is a stuck up bitch. She lived the next town over from me. She is not a nice person.

 

[Lancecastor]

It was probably an advantage in her boxing career.
I don't think you can break a pig nose.

Good point.

As an aside, this thread supports what I've maintained for ages....

... Men secretly love watching figure skating ( and gymnastics) for obviously perverted and in some cases deviant reasons.

I think womens beach volleyball ought to get more cameras and extensive super slo mo replay analysis.

 

[Tigersman]

All she ever was was a chubby cry baby who was not attractive in the least bit.

 

[Hard_Rom]

You want hot female ice skaters who are nice girls too?

Tessa Virtue (even has the name)
https://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/tessa-virtue-canada-figure-skating.jpg

or Jamie Sale
http://www.sports-wired.com/women/jamie_sale/wos725.jpg

Canadian Girls Rule!