Was Shaft and Balls a Design Flaw?

[Black_Bird]

What was mamma nature thinking when she put such important parts of our ananomy outside out bodies? Was she crazy? Do you realize how easily a guys penis and scrotum can be damaged?

Look at the female in contrast; internal. Sure, there's still flesh that can be damaged, and the whole nine month birth thing kind of sucks, but just look at her! Stream-lined. Beautiful. She doesn't have to worry about her balls being smashed or her prick being caught in a zipper; it's just so much more tidy.

 

[Guest]

 

[just pet]

But so pretty to look at

I can't even imagine a part of my body able to grow to such delicious proportions. It must feel amazing.

 

[Azwed]

But so pretty to look at

I can't even imagine a part of my body able to grow to such delicious proportions. It must feel amazing.

Breast size increases by 25% when a woman is aroused.

 

[Black_Bird]

Yep, you guys were definitely shafted.

Yeah, we were, so to speak, shafted. I don't mind being male, but I'm sure there must have been a better way to design this thing.

Maybe it just need retractable armor or something. Hmm.

 

[Azwed]

Yeah, we were, so to speak, shafted. I don't mind being male, but I'm sure there must have been a better way to design this thing.

Maybe it just need retractable armor or something. Hmm.

You know they had those in ancient times.

They had armored penis sheaths for when guys went into battle.

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

You know they had those in ancient times.

They had armored penis sheaths for when guys went into battle.

Actually, that isn't too far from the truth. You know the "prince albert" peircing? It was so men to tie their pricks back, away from the armor. Armor had a bad tendency to shear through tender flesh, if you get my meaning.

 

[Black_Bird]

You could always chop it off

And give it to you as a trophey? Uh, nah.

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

I know you hate the frog.

Tail feathers? Sure.

 

[Guest]

 

[patient1]

What was mamma nature thinking when she put such important parts of our ananomy outside out bodies? Was she crazy? Do you realize how easily a guys penis and scrotum can be damaged?

Look at the female in contrast; internal. Sure, there's still flesh that can be damaged, and the whole nine month birth thing kind of sucks, but just look at her! Stream-lined. Beautiful. She doesn't have to worry about her balls being smashed or her prick being caught in a zipper; it's just so much more tidy.

Fish & Birds& Reptiles & Amphibians keep their reproductive organs tucked up their rectal canals.

Protected? Yes.
Much more tidy? I don't think so!

 

[Black_Bird]

Change your location to "singing a froggy lullaby" and I'll think about it.

 

[Azwed]

http://www.studio925.com/sheath.htm

Penis sheaths.

 

[Private Vasquez]

When did Shaft get a sidekick, and why didn't anyone tell me?

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

*Sigh* Fine, Foxy.

*Bends over*

 

[cybergirly]

http://www.studio925.com/sheath.htm

Penis sheaths.

Another reason I love the internet

 

[CarolineOh]

A design flaw?
I don't think so, I've been using them for years and never had any problems.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Breast size increases by 25% when a woman is aroused.

I was wondering when she would remember her breasts. Thanks for taking those lovely words out of my mind.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Bird, here's a codpiece for you.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.studio925.com/sheath.htm

Penis sheaths.

How am I gonna fit in THAT little thing?

 

[psyche]

What was mamma nature thinking when she put such important parts of our ananomy outside out bodies? Was she crazy? Do you realize how easily a guys penis and scrotum can be damaged?

Look at the female in contrast; internal. Sure, there's still flesh that can be damaged, and the whole nine month birth thing kind of sucks, but just look at her! Stream-lined. Beautiful. She doesn't have to worry about her balls being smashed or her prick being caught in a zipper; it's just so much more tidy.

I would vote no. When I am cupping a man's balls in my hand, my other hand is on the shaft of his penis, and my mouth gently gliding over the beautiful head I feel that it has been perfectly designed. And then, when he is fucking me I know the inventor was a fucking genius.

 

[KnightWing]

Parts of anatomy....

I couldn't agree more with psyche...
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