warrior queen

hi i am from uk and looking to make frinds

ello i am riff i am looking to make friends around uk area i am in yorkshire would you like to chat with a single yorkshire man
 
riffmaker2003 said:
well one word i agree with there fuck is right hun lol
hello i am a uk noob who is allergic to punctuation i would like to show my genitalia to random strangers if you wanna cyber message me
 
dolf said:
hello i am a uk noob who is allergic to punctuation i would like to show my genitalia to random strangers if you wanna cyber message me

Her bark is worse than her bite.
 
Stuponfucious said:
Funny you should say that, because I can feel you in my bone.
that made me groan...and not in the hands in pants way.
 
Warrior Queen

Where is my warrior queen?
Where can her grace and savagery be found?
Will she drag from me the field of battle?
Will she tend my grevious wounds?

Warrior Queen, mistress of death,
Don't tread lightly, charge into the ranks!
Goddess of war, protect my flank,
Until I bite my fallen breath.
 
cordite33 said:
Where is my warrior queen?
Where can her grace and savagery be found?
Will she drag from me the field of battle?
Will she tend my grevious wounds?

Warrior Queen, mistress of death,
Don't tread lightly, charge into the ranks!
Goddess of war, protect my flank,
Until I bite my fallen breath.

The cadence could use a little work, but I give a B- for imagery.
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
No actually I'm not.

I'm fading fast with this wouned heart of mine.

Can you take over?

Well, I was about to go jerk off, but alright...

I hereby relieve you Mr. LaFay.

Steady as she goes!
 
Stuponfucious said:
Well, I was about to go jerk off, but alright...

I hereby relieve you Mr. LaFay.

Steady as she goes!


I thank you.

-bows her head near sleep-
 
Stuponfucious said:
The cadence could use a little work, but I give a B- for imagery.


Of course, I'm just drunk and playing around...this seemed like one of those weepy-weepy threads where you can almost hear the Enya in the background ;) Just trying to light-heartedly do my part. I honestly don't know what the fuck anyone is talking about in here!

Have fun all!
 
cordite33 said:
Of course, I'm just drunk and playing around...this seemed like one of those weepy-weepy threads where you can almost hear the Enya in the background ;) Just trying to light-heartedly do my part. I honestly don't know what the fuck anyone is talking about in here!

Have fun all!

Who with the what now? Especially the Enya.

Dick Benenya?
 
i am humbled to have a thread about me! :eek:
i would have missed this, but for the fact i thought i should check in after being semi-absent.

thankyou.
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
You look simply beautiful.

Oh but you haven't seen the whole package,spoken to or met WQ like many of us have & you would discover the real WQ. ;)
 
Gil_T2 said:
Oh but you haven't seen the whole package,spoken to or met WQ like many of us have & you would discover the real WQ. ;)

I was making a nice comment about someone.

I see how that could be a problem for someone else...
 
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