Warp Factor 8

[Guest]

I never even wondered... Now who will man the controls on the Enterprise?
Cmd. Sulu...light on his toes.

 

[minsue]

So much for "where no man has gone before"....

 

[Guest]

So much for "where no man has gone before"....

i love how sick you are
bless you child.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

He used to do Uhura's hair for her...so I've heard.

 

[Guest]

He used to do Uhura's hair for her...so I've heard.

the rumor mill never grinds to a stop in Absy's presence.
he did a FAB job...wonder if hes free to do a wash/set & color...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

the rumor mill never grinds to a stop in Absy's presence.
he did a FAB job...wonder if hes free to do a wash/set & color...

Oh, yea....like he won't be uberexpensive now that he's out. He designed the original uniforms but Spock said they weren't logical enough, He thougth the chenile was a bit too over the top.

 

[matriarch]

So much for "where no man has gone before"....

Tut-tut.......

 

[Guest]

Oh, yea....like he won't be uberexpensive now that he's out. He designed the original uniforms but Spock said they weren't logical enough, He thougth the chenile was a bit too over the top.

he was more pissed off about the pointy ear thing.
its ok to have a fetish as long as the other people involved dont mind it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

he was more pissed off about the pointy ear thing.
its ok to have a fetish as long as the other people involved dont mind it.

He's such a little bitch.

 

[Guest]

He's such a little bitch.

id love to see Mr. Spock spank his ass...

is there star trek porn take offs? could you imagine scotty?

"You've got to disapline Mr. Sulu, Scotty," admonishes Capt. Kirk.
"I've given her all I've got, Captain!"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

id love to see Mr. Spock spank his ass...

is there star trek porn take offs? could you imagine scotty?

"You've got to disapline Mr. Sulu, Scotty," admonishes Capt. Kirk.
"I've given her all I've got, Captain!"

"I don't think he can take anymore Captain! I've broken three paddles already"

 

[Guest]

"I don't think he can take anymore Captain! I've broken three paddles already"

"Damnit Jim, I'm only a simple country doctor, not some seedy Dom ready at your whim!"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"Damnit Jim, I'm only a simple country doctor, not some seedy Dom ready at your whim!"

Jim with hands outstretched: "I....Can't.....keep....an erection.....I'm....getting....blueballs."

 

[Guest]

Jim with hands outstretched: "I....Can't.....keep....an erection.....I'm....getting....blueballs."

Uhura pressing her ear, speaks breathlessly..."Captain, I can't raise...it...erm... communications."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Uhura pressing her ear, speaks breathlessly..."Captain, I can't raise...it...erm... communications."

"Let me touch your tribbles."

 

[Guest]

"Let me touch your tribbles."

"None of this would have happened if you'd kept it clean in the transporter room."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"None of this would have happened if you'd kept it clean in the transporter room."

"I'm not your fucking maid, don't let the uniform fool you. I have a brain as well as these firm ripe breasts." Scotty.

 

[Guest]

"I'm not your fucking maid, don't let the uniform fool you. I have a brain as well as these firm ripe breasts." Scotty.

"Now is not the time to discuss your Klingon's."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"Now is not the time to discuss your Klingon's."

Why is the Enterprise like toilet paper?

It circles Uranus looking for Klingons.

 

[matriarch]

*Looking on in stunned, awed, silence, following the interchange like a spellbound spectator at a demented tennis match.*

 

[Guest]

*Looking on in stunned, awed, silence, following the interchange like a spellbound spectator at a demented tennis match.*

Game
Set
Match

i am a weiner! absy has one hell of a back hand