warning.......warning!!!

chagrin

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Newbie alert :D

Yep, I'm a newbie. Well, sorta.

I've been lurking a while and today's the day. I'm shedding my skin and saying hi.

So, hello :)
 
Welcome to Lit

watch out for the crazy ones here



*whispering* hurry run for the exit before you loose your sanity hee haa hoo :nana: :nana:
 
Everytime I greet a newb they end up being a spazz.

Chagrin, before i waste my time and yours, answer the following:


Are you a spazz?

Are you a misogynist?

Do you have deep-seated racial prejudices?

Are you a stalker?

Are you Canadian?

Do you have some kinda fucking problem with Texas that will require me to beat the shit out of you?

Are you a bubble headed bimbo?

Will you post stupid and inane comments about women's breasts?

That should do for starters...
 
Thanx Dreamguy!!
So far, I've gotten a good idea who the crazy ones are.
That d8rape guy is high on my list of loonies.
 
Nora said:
Everytime I greet a newb they end up being a spazz.

Chagrin, before i waste my time and yours, answer the following:


Will you post stupid and inane comments about women's breasts?

That should do for starters...

LOL


:nana:
 
Raina said:
*waves* Welcome to Lit.

Watch out for kitty though. She's Evillllllll!


:D

Ignore the jealous one ^


She's just ripped 'cause Colin Farrell and I have this torrid love thang going on.


:D




yw charmed1 ;-)
 
Okay.

I just know its going to take me a while to figure out the funky quote thing. Yeah, I know, newbies :rolleyes:

Bear with me.

I'm a lusty, busty scorpio. Got pincers, too :D

I'm female, aaaaallllll female.

I'm not a spazz. Not a misogynist. Hell, I lurrrve men. Sad, but true.

Movin' right along.... I'm not Canadian or American, I'm British.

I'm blonde, but no bimbo. Being the proud owner of a fine set of breasts, no stupid comments from me. I hope :D

Thanks for the welcome :)
 
k¡tty said:
Ignore the jealous one ^


She's just ripped 'cause Colin Farrell and I have this torrid love thang going on.


:D




yw charmed1 ;-)

Look here sistah, I'm not jealous, I'm just miffed because you won't send me the picture I want.
 
chagrin said:
Okay.

I just know its going to take me a while to figure out the funky quote thing. Yeah, I know, newbies :rolleyes:

Bear with me.

I'm a lusty, busty scorpio. Got pincers, too :D

I'm female, aaaaallllll female.

I'm not a spazz. Not a misogynist. Hell, I lurrrve men. Sad, but true.

Movin' right along.... I'm not Canadian or American, I'm British.

I'm blonde, but no bimbo. Being the proud owner of a fine set of breasts, no stupid comments from me. I hope :D

Thanks for the welcome :)

Phew. Ok, you seem safe. Welcome to Lit. ;)
 
kitty, Rania, and chagrin have a nice night I'm off to bed :D

:kiss: Muahhhhhhhhh
 
Just hit quote under the persons last post, that you wish to quote.. and it will bring it up. :)


You can also use the quote function on the post a reply.









Raina grrrl I'm not sending that picture. Nuh uh.. no way no how!
 
k¡tty said:

Raina grrrl I'm not sending that picture. Nuh uh.. no way no how!

Oh come on. I promise I'll only use it as my av for a short time...


:D
 
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