Warning: Two rants ahead

XXplorher said:
Hey GillyBean -

You've got stripping stamina like I've never seen. Amazing.

I know, starting to get a bit tired, but hey, just for you guys!

Actually, I have had this av for about 3, almost 4 weeks, now. Just bout time to find a new one.
 
Read? I told you - I had a crush on my 1st grade teacher. That was the end of it. From then on - I saw only boobs.

(Actually, she was kinda limited in that area. But she was awesome, man. Awesome. She knew how to find me. That's proven to be difficult for most every woman since, including my own mother..... HOLY shit!! What was I saying there?! Uh....uh....... boobs, yeah, boobs. Did I mention I want you to give me an F so I can get you alone in detention? I noticed, if I don't listen so intently........ that works to my advantage (as long as I'm aware behind it. Drives women wild.)

Now. What was that about 'dirty'?
 
gross roommates

OK, I have had this problem before. My solution? Kind of bad, but it worked. I printed out one of those your mom does'nt live here poems and wrote this means you. I then slapped it on the fridge with a magnet. This is especially helpful if you work different shifts and never have a chance to talk. Or, put a jar by the sink with a label that says "if you want service, kindly tip the jar."
 
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