Warning Signs

[Tinkersquash]

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If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

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If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle.
If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

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If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

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If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and thinkabout it instead of seeing a doctor.

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Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

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The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

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Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If youspot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.

 

[Tinkersquash]

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Hurricanes, animal corpses and thebiohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

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Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

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If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

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If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

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Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you’ll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.

 

[shyybabe]

Oh Tinks they are hilarious, I love them.

Happy Hump Day.

 

[Little Tighty]

That was hilarious.

 

[smartandsexy]

Thank you! That gave me a great laugh! I shall share them.

 

[nitengale]

I love these!

 

[kotori]

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If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

If I could blow myself, I wouldn't wait for a building to fall on me.

Thanks--that made me smile this morning.

 

[Tinkersquash]

If I could blow myself, I wouldn't wait for a building to fall on me.

Thanks--that made me smile this morning.

You're welcome

 

[Tinkersquash]

*bump for a bored CC*

 

[islandman]

Me CC or another CC?

 

[capricious_chic]

*bump for a bored CC*

I love it!

 

[Tinkersquash]

Me CC or another CC?

Capricious Chic I never knew what CC stood for when it came to you! Gonna tell me? *batting my eyelashes*

 

[KRCummings]

Pretty funny.

 

[islandman]

Capricious Chic I never knew what CC stood for when it came to you! Gonna tell me? *batting my eyelashes*

lol

It was a nic from another time.

 

[red_rose]

Holy hell! I laughed so hard my stomach hurts and I actually cried a little, too. heh

Those were great, Tinks!!!!

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Funny stuff

 

[capricious_chic]

lol

It was a nic from another time.

Now I am curious as well.

 

[pinkpunani]

Akimbo, ahhahhaaaahhhhaahha!

 

[Tinkersquash]

Thanks for the reminder, Someplace.

 

[tortoise]

I need a warning sign for "prolonged giggle fits may make one pass out from lack of oxygen."

These are flippin' HILARIOUS, Tinks!

 

[tortoise]

"If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud."

So classic.

 

[goodmorningdavi]

I'm glad this was bumped, it was hilarious.

 

[Problem Child]

Tinker, did you make up all the captions? If so, bravo!

 

[y=mx+b]

Tinks is my new internet girlfriend.

just letting you all know.

 

[Tinkersquash]

Tinks is my new internet girlfriend.

just letting you all know.

Alas, it was not I who came up with the clever captions

Still wanna pin me?