Warning Lable For Women
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Warning: Just say "I Agree"
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I wouldn't label women.
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Chemical Analysis of the female Homo Sapiens...
Element Name: Woman
Symbol: WO (don't know the ASCII code for the usual female symbol)
Atomic Weight: Don't even go there!
Physical Properties: generally curvy in form, boils at (almost) nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum and most precious stones. Can be violent if left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green if placed in close proximity to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth - probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known.
CAUTION: highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element Name: Woman
Symbol: WO (don't know the ASCII code for the usual female symbol)
Atomic Weight: Don't even go there!
Physical Properties: generally curvy in form, boils at (almost) nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum and most precious stones. Can be violent if left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green if placed in close proximity to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth - probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known.
CAUTION: highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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And lest you think me pigheadedly chauvinist...
Chemical Analysis of the male Homo Sapiens
Element Name: Man
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 150 kg +/- 50kg (some specimens known to increase weight for no usable purpose)
Physical properties: Solid at room temerature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find pure samples. Due to rust, ageing samples are usually unable to conduct energy as easily as young samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with samples of the element WO at any opportunity. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive if mixed with samples of KD (Child) for prolonged periods. Neutralise by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good sourch of methane - some samples able to produce large quantities on command.
CAUTION: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
*Edited to correct typos*
Chemical Analysis of the male Homo Sapiens
Element Name: Man
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 150 kg +/- 50kg (some specimens known to increase weight for no usable purpose)
Physical properties: Solid at room temerature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find pure samples. Due to rust, ageing samples are usually unable to conduct energy as easily as young samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with samples of the element WO at any opportunity. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive if mixed with samples of KD (Child) for prolonged periods. Neutralise by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good sourch of methane - some samples able to produce large quantities on command.
CAUTION: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
*Edited to correct typos*
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SpiceCake said:May change without warning!
What's this may word, don't you mean will?
LOL
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