Warning - Do not stick butter up your ass

[velvet_crush]

What about that spray pam?

It won't stick then.

 

[morewickedfun]

It won't stick then.

I thought we were talking about gliding.

 

[haha_on_me]

Sometimes, there is much to be said for tradition...

Now where'd I leave that churn?

 

[crazybbwgirl]

You've used it on your ass?

Well yeah. It's not THAT warm. And not nearly as exciting as the listermint trick. But yeah - it's fine.

 

[DivineThing]

Now where'd I leave that churn?

Don't you have to collect the cream first?

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Didn't they kill an English King that way?

With warming lube? I never knew...

 

[velvet_crush]

Well yeah. It's not THAT warm. And not nearly as exciting as the listermint trick. But yeah - it's fine.

Listermint in your butt?

That is a trick.

 

[John Doe]

Well yeah. It's not THAT warm. And not nearly as exciting as the listermint trick. But yeah - it's fine.

Try some ginger.

 

[velvet_crush]

I thought we were talking about gliding.

hmm. I was wondering how you'd apply the spray. Seems... odd.

 

[morewickedfun]

hmm. I was wondering how you'd apply the spray. Seems... odd.

shrugs
you'd be surprised what and how many things are possible.

 

[haha_on_me]

Don't you have to collect the cream first?

My yes, I have put the cart before the horse. Hey wait, I'm not milking a horse!!!

First I have to find the bucket to collect the cream, then the stool to sit on. Mustn't forget the Udder Balm. Say, I wonder if Udder Balm would work?

 

[Annabelllee2003]

With warming lube? I never knew...

Nodding wisely

Yup those Brits can be wicked partyers.

 

[velvet_crush]

shrugs
you'd be surprised what and how many things are possible.

Not surprised. Just considering the options.

 

[DivineThing]

My yes, I have put the cart before the horse. Hey wait, I'm not milking a horse!!!

First I have to find the bucket to collect the cream, then the stool to sit on. Mustn't forget the Udder Balm. Say, I wonder if Udder Balm would work?

I think you hit it--an inspired choice.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Listermint in your butt?

That is a trick.

You put the listermint strip in your mouth. Then where ever you lick you leave behind that nice strong tinglying feeling. Quite nice!

 

[sweetness6280]

I think you hit it--an inspired choice.

Udder Balm is inspired.

 

[sweetness6280]

Try some ginger.

I asked about figging earlier.

 

[sweetness6280]

You put the listermint strip in your mouth. Then where ever you lick you leave behind that nice strong tinglying feeling. Quite nice!

They also work nicely placed on a wet clit. Mmmmmm.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

They also work nicely placed on a wet clit. Mmmmmm.

versatile little sex toys they are!

 

[John Doe]

I asked about figging earlier.

That indicated you know what it is. Does this indicate you know how it feels?

 

[December]

I only read the first post. I don't believe it. Nobody could be that stupid.....right?

 

[haha_on_me]

I think you hit it--an inspired choice.

*going out to the barn and gathering up all the Udder Balm*

 

[haha_on_me]

Udder Balm is inspired.

Just imagine the possiblilties.

 

[Mansa Musa]

Ran out of Lube. Now I have the shits.

BTW if you do use butter make sure its unsalted. I feel like somebody stuck industrial grade sandpaper up my ass.

Why did you stick butter up your ass?

 

[torchthebitch]

Try rum