Warden Mr. D says: Don't do the crime if you can't do the time

[mysterydrink]

Alright, ladies, you've all been found guilty of some of the most awful crimes known to man. Unlicensed pillow fights, conduct unbecoming of a lady, drunk and disorderly behavior, public urination, et cetera, et cetera. Suffice it to say, you're the worst of the worst. And they send the worst ones to me.

Now, your sentences vary, but in general, you're in until I say otherwise. Some of you wicked women have already tried to reserve your own cells, but I'll have you know, this ain't the Sheraton. You'll go where you're told, or it'll be a cattle prod in your rump, and I'm not talking about the electrical implement!

Now line up, single file, and if you lollygag, I'll throw you ALL in solitary!

 

[Daizie]

Alright, ladies, you've all been found guilty of some of the most awful crimes known to man. Unlicensed pillow fights, conduct unbecoming of a lady, drunk and disorderly behavior, public urination, et cetera, et cetera. Suffice it to say, you're the worst of the worst. And they send the worst ones to me.

Now, your sentences vary, but in general, you're in until I say otherwise. Some of you bitches have already tried to reserve your own cells, but I'll have you know, this ain't the Sheraton. You'll go where you're told, or it'll be a cattle prod in your rump, and I'm not talking about the electrical implement!

Now line up, single file, and if you lollygag, I'll throw you ALL in solitary!

I didn't do it.

 

[mysterydrink]

I didn't do it.

Prisoner #4192, Daizie Comma Question Mark. Your record here says you were found guilty in a trial of your peers of the crime of Loitering While Under The Influence. You pled not guilty, but provided insufficient evidence. Sentence is you gotta go to jail until I say you learned your lesson. Are we gonna have a problem, Prisoner Number Four One Nine Two?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

All I am saying is PICS or it didn't happen

 

[mysterydrink]

All I am saying is PICS or it didn't happen

You think "innocent until proven guilty" means anything in this prison, missy? This is MY house, and if I got this shady-looking letter here that says you were caught stealing cookies at the neighborhood bakery, you think that's insufficient proof for me to chain you up to the wall?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

You think "innocent until proven guilty" means anything in this prison, missy? This is MY house, and if I got this shady-looking letter here that says you were caught stealing cookies at the neighborhood bakery, you think that's insufficient proof for me to chain you up to the wall?

Well hell if that's all I was caught doin' sign me up!

 

[mysterydrink]

Well hell if that's all I was caught doin' sign me up!

Now that you're in our care, there'll be weekly interrogations until we find out *everything* you've done. Your cell is third on the right, here's your shiv slash toothbrush and carton of cigarettes, don't try anything funny.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Now that you're in our care, there'll be weekly interrogations until we find out *everything* you've done. Your cell is third on the right, here's your shiv slash toothbrush and carton of cigarettes, don't try anything funny.

Takes my cigarettes and toothbrush and skips to my cell while singing

*Noooooobody knowsssssssss the trouble I've seeeen.... Noooobody knows my sooorrrrooowwwww

 

[respeito]

*makes a scrunchie face at the officer who took my fingerprints*

i want my phone call....

 

[mysterydrink]

*makes a scrunchie face at the officer who took my fingerprints*

i want my phone call....

*dials 1-900-MIX-A-LOT and hands it to you* It's ringing...Better kick all the nasty thoughts you have, because once the minutes run out, you're mine.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Prisoner 24601. Reporting for duty. Wait wrong musical. I'm innocent and my lawyer Richard Gere will tell you so.


Hey FGG... Did you burn the photos of when we did you-know-what you-know-where you-know-when?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

It was alllll her fault!!!!!!

 

[mysterydrink]

It was alllll her fault!!!!!!

Then you can take it out on her at meal time. Your pleas are falling on deaf ears. You're bunked up with whoever's fault it was. Follow the yellow line, no running, no skipping. Gangnam-styling may be permitted.

 

[mysterydrink]

Prisoner 24601. Reporting for duty. Wait wrong musical. I'm innocent and my lawyer Richard Gere will tell you so.


Hey FGG... Did you burn the photos of when we did you-know-what you-know-where you-know-when?

Prisoner 24601, glad to see one of you wenches stepping up, taking responsibility. You'll be the first one to scrub the floors.

 

[123Josh]

Can i be the prison guard?

 

[Scentofawoman]

Prisoner 24601, glad to see one of you wenches stepping up, taking responsibility. You'll be the first one to scrub the floors.

Oh yes getting wet. Just what I love to do.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Then you can take it out on her at meal time. Your pleas are falling on deaf ears. You're bunked up with whoever's fault it was. Follow the yellow line, no running, no skipping. Gangnam-styling may be permitted.

Fgg!!!!!!! It was her!!!

 

[mysterydrink]

Oh yes getting wet. Just what I love to do.

Afterwards, the other prisoners will be soaping up your chest and using you to wash the windows. I trust that won't be a problem, Prisoner 24601.

 

[Scentofawoman]

It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!
[ANNIE]
'Steada treated,

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I always figured I'd just end up bein' someones prison wife someday, what the hell.

 

[Scentofawoman]

I always figured I'd just end up bein' someones prison wife someday, what the hell.

Lol! And love every minute too right Kitten?

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Lol! And love every minute too right Kitten?

I suppose that depends.

 

[Daizie]

Prisoner #4192, Daizie Comma Question Mark. Your record here says you were found guilty in a trial of your peers of the crime of Loitering While Under The Influence. You pled not guilty, but provided insufficient evidence. Sentence is you gotta go to jail until I say you learned your lesson. Are we gonna have a problem, Prisoner Number Four One Nine Two?

I don't look good in orange.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I don't look good in orange.

I picture Respy as a scrounger, I'm sure she could find you one in HK pink.

 

[Angellica1612]

Now how the hell did I end up here? I'm an ANGEL!!!!! **looks around for the exit**