war on drugs - I lost

[parodyluvr75]

I'm addicted to coffee.

I admit it.

I'm drinking it now.

Caffeinated, no wussy de-caf latte crap for me.

 

[Batch]

you are so



doomed.

Do wish our pity or


scorn?

 

[jeninflorida]

seanH can supply you with crack, if that helps. he's a junkie

 

[parodyluvr75]

Pity is good. It's not my fault. If it didn't taste good, I wouldn't want it.

<insert heavy dramatic sigh>

 

[Batch]

Ah, so you select

pity.



okay.

Awww, poor , poor baby.

*hug noise*

 

[parodyluvr75]

Thank you, I'm so ashamed.

<crocodile tears and whiny noise>


<slurps more coffee>

 

[Tryharder62]

Drink responsibly

 

[parodyluvr75]

Drink responsibly

How did you get my picture? Have you been spying again?

<pulls window shades down and puts on pants>

 

[Batch]

Thank you, I'm so ashamed.

<crocodile tears and whiny noise>


<slurps more coffee>

wallowing!

don't forget the sucking back mucus from your nose or the blowing of the nose and wiping of the eyes with the crumbled handkerchief or tissue

yer most welcome.

Anything to enable a soul to further debasement. It helps with my sense of
self satisfaction and assurance of superiority

 

[Batch]

How did you get my picture? Have you been spying again?

<pulls window shades down and puts on pants>

no mas pantalones?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Me too.....just say yes.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Wallowing, no pants and drinking coffee, that's the life.

I mean it's horrible, a tragedy.

I'm so low.

<wipes tears on sleeve and then blows nose in it>

 

[Batch]

Wallowing, no pants and drinking coffee, that's the life.

I mean it's horrible, a tragedy.

I'm so low.

<wipes tears on sleeve and then blows nose in it>

wow.

awesome

*popcorn*


*drinks more tequila*

You wanna go to the Nest?

We could get tattoos? Of teapots or coffee filters?

 

[Killswitch]

Pity is good. It's not my fault. If it didn't taste good, I wouldn't want it.

<insert heavy dramatic sigh>

What kind of coffee is it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Me too.....just say yes.

I never inhaled coffee, except once on accident and it shot out my nose.

That's too hardcore for me.

 

[Batch]

I never inhaled coffee, except once on accident and it shot out my nose.

That's too hardcore for me.

Right to the precipice. Damn.

 

[parodyluvr75]

wow.

awesome

*popcorn*


*drinks more tequila*

You wanna go to the Nest?

We could get tattoos? Of teapots or coffee filters?

It is.

Share?

Yes. Yes. Coffee filters or a Turkish coffee pot.

 

[Batch]

It is.

Share?

Yes. Yes. Coffee filters or a Turkish coffee pot.

popcorn or the tequila? Or yes! Both.


Damn, yes. Hold the horses and grab your girdles, we's going to Charleston!

*whoops it up*

 

[parodyluvr75]

Right to the precipice. Damn.

I know, I live on the edge.

 

[parodyluvr75]

popcorn or the tequila? Or yes! Both.


Damn, yes. Hold the horses and grab your girdles, we's going to Charleston!

*whoops it up*

Yes and yes.

My girdle is binding but stylish, I've never Charleston'd in it. I may pass out.

<insert cautious whoop>

 

[Batch]

I know, I live on the edge.

Man, you, dangerous, and shit. Ya know?

You might just need a tribute coffee cup or something nice like that and shiney.

"I looked into the face of the Arabica, and it blinked"

 

[Batch]

Yes and yes.

My girdle is binding but stylish, I've never Charleston'd in it. I may pass out.

<insert cautious whoop>

Fine!
*passes you the bottle , all careful and then popcorn*

giggles and giggles

*gasps, I am trying to sustain this but laughing too... hard...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Man, you, dangerous, and shit. Ya know?

You might just need a tribute coffee cup or something nice like that and shiney.

"I looked into the face of the Arabica, and it blinked"

I need a new coffee mug, mine is worn but it's huge which why I still use it.

I want this one:
http://img0109.popscreencdn.com/156174060_humorous-coffee-mug-funny-sayings-from-zazzlecom.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Fine!
*passes you the bottle , all careful and then popcorn*

giggles and giggles

*gasps, I am trying to sustain this but laughing too... hard...

Thank you, just what I need.

<pictures self as highly caffeinated drunk dodo>

Its going to get funnier, any minute now, I swear.

<watches clock and gets liquor'd>

 

[Batch]

I need a new coffee mug, mine is worn but it's huge which why I still use it.

I want this one:
http://img0109.popscreencdn.com/156174060_humorous-coffee-mug-funny-sayings-from-zazzlecom.jpg

ooooo.

I got a huge one from one of my spawn, it has a pretty peacock on it and I can seriously use two to three Irish brekkies tea in it, with no problems. Massive cup.