wanted: new bloke to perv on

[Andraste]

and then reject when i get bored.

must indulge me, even though i'm totally unreasonable.

must have a sense of humour that i find funny.

must have a filthy, perverted mind.

huge wang & fat wallet a bonus!

ps. no i won't bloody cam with you!

 

[Needfull Thing]

Aaww you finally admit that you need love too. Good luck. If you ever want every inch of your lovely body worshiped, gimme a call.

and then reject when i get bored.

must indulge me, even though i'm totally unreasonable.

must have a sense of humour that i find funny.

must have a filthy, perverted mind.

huge wang & fat wallet a bonus!

ps. no i won't bloody cam with you!

 

[Andraste]

Aaww you finally admit that you need love too. Good luck. If you ever want every inch of your lovely body worshiped, gimme a call.

LOVE?????

you didn't bother reading it, did you?

worshipping sounds too low on bruises to me.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

and then reject when i get bored.

must indulge me, even though i'm totally unreasonable.

must have a sense of humour that i find funny.

must have a filthy, perverted mind.

huge wang & fat wallet a bonus!

ps. no i won't bloody cam with you!

I have to admit, after the first couple of lines, it sounds just like me ... good sense of humor, perverted mind, huge wang, lots of money in the bank, and with absolutely no desire to cam with you.

But I have no desire to indulge you, either. C'est la vie.

 

[Andraste]

I have to admit, after the first couple of lines, it sounds just like me ... good sense of humor, perverted mind, huge wang, lots of money in the bank, and with absolutely no desire to cam with you.

But I have no desire to indulge you, either. C'est la vie.

obviously not the sense of humour, hon.

 

[poppy1963]

obviously not the sense of humour, hon.

Well...kinda looks like he gave you what you're askin' for in ways...lol. Just sayin'!

 

[artdeco]

Naked Man With A Plan...

So the elephant says to the naked man, "Can you really breathe thru that thing?" To which the man replied, "No, not really; I'm going to use it to look for gold among Andraste's fillings". (bah-dah-bum). This same naked man writes graphic erotic fantasies to keep women wet on nights when they've driven others away for not indulging them enough.

 

[Andraste]

dude, you're scaring me