Wanted: Female Sex Consultant

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Sep 14, 2011
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Do you have a vagina?

Have you ever used that vagina for anything?

Do you feel comfortable answering questions about squishy, female things from an ignorant penised person?

If you say "yes" to all three, boy do I have an (unpaid) job for you!

As a Writer(TM) of erotic fiction, it is important that I brush up on my knowledge of genitalia. Unfortunately, I currently have no lady in my life with which to ask probing questions about vaginas, and also no lady in my life whose vagina I can probe, the latter concern is not relevant to this personal but I thought I'd whine about it anyway.

*YOU* will have to do!

Yes, the five words you never dreamed of hearing! If you are interested in answering some possibly pretty bizarre questions about muffins, netherlips, vajayjays, lady folds, etc etc, please PM me so we can exchange emails... in the name of Writing(TM)!
 
Take your time; probably there's a girl who wanted you but you seem haven't noticed her who wished you to explore her vajayjay for both of you.
 
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