Wanted, a hero in uniform

[Lovepotion69]

So, I found the whole DVD series of Horatio Hornblower series (BBC). I can't help but drool over the actor playing him, but I think it's mainly the whole Hornblower character I want.

I just need a man like him. I need the high cheekbones, the good heart, gentleman attitude, slight shyness and the nice old-fashioned clothes. lol

Now, can't anyone please satisfy my hormones and write a hot erotic story about some Captain on a ship during 18th Century? I'd be eternally grateful.

/LP

 

[jon.hayworth]

Try finding a copy of "A Night in a Moorish Harem" - the adventures of an English Sea Captain by Anonymous. I think it is probably a piece of Victorian erotica. My copy was published by Venus Classics - a series of classic erotic or pornographic writing.

jon

 

[karmadog]

I was thinking of trying one, but everytime I start planning one, the historical accuracy starts sneaking in: boils from bathing in salt water, if at all; missing teeth and weeping scars from scurvy; flatulence from the horrible diet; and, my god, the smell.

On the other hand: floggings, plenty of ropes, and skill with knots to use them, no privacy, and, of course, plenty of motion in the ocean.

 

[Alex De Kok]

Jon Hayworth said

Try finding a copy of "A Night in a Moorish Harem" - the adventures of an English Sea Captain by Anonymous

Try The Erotic Prints Society - they have an illustrated edition! It's in the Scarlet Library section.

Alex

 

[macdanife2000]

Hornblower

I was thinking and planning on just that theme. Strong male characters but with a bit of a feminine side (well maybe). Swashbuckling, pirates, battles and the occasional intimate liason. Give us a day or two for cogitation and I'll start writing.

 

[MathGirl]

A hero in uniform

A hero in uniform? How about Pops with an eyepatch, pegleg, and wearing a speedo?

 

[macdanife2000]

Pops with an eyepatch??? Hey whatever floats your boat! No pun intended.

Should he have a hairy chest and ponytail also?

BTW how do you spell pantaloons?

 

[pop_54]

Re: A hero in uniform

A hero in uniform? How about Pops with an eyepatch, pegleg, and wearing a speedo?

Oi where did you get that bloody picture it was supposed to be private.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Two things, Potion:

(1) Plug for myself: In the Sexual Role Playing Board I'm Captain Inigo Hawkins in "The Pirates' Women", where I just seduced the Lady Therese de Quinha rather graphically. Here's a link:
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147262

(2) Plug for the Aubry/Maturin novels of Patrick O'Brian: If you enjoyed the Hornblower books, you're in for a treat. There are something like 17 or 18 books in the Jack Aubry/Stephen Maturin series by Patrick O'Brian which recounts the advenetures of a Royal Navy captain and his surgeon/spy friend during the Napoleonic wars. These are not adult fiction, of course, but as an inveterate reader I can say that these books are some of the best fiction I have ever read bar none and leave HH in the dust. I read all of them over the summer and am currently rereading the entire series. Just incredible writing. These were the inspiration for my Pirate thread, though I can hardly hope to compare with O'Brian.

---dr.M.

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: A hero in uniform

Oi where did you get that bloody picture it was supposed to be private.

OK but just this once, and I still want to know where you got it MG

 

[pop_54]

Hi again again

On a serious note now we've finished hi-jacking your thread lovepotion, I can only agree with the good doctors diagnosis about Hornblower.

I don't think I could write a period piece like this at all realistically enough, I'll try to invent something and get back to you, but don't hold your breath and good luck in your quest for a horny hornblower.

Luv pops................(Loved your first story by the way)

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Re: A hero in uniform

OK but just this once, and I still want to know where you got it MG

OMG! Where's the Speedo, Pop?

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A hero in uniform

OMG! Where's the Speedo, Pop?

Not in picture I'm affraid, fell off you see.

 

[Angeline]

Pops!

Been giggling at your posts everywhere I see them. You brighten this place!

Shouldn't you have a parrot?

A jug of rum?

A bad attitude?

(ok i've run out of pirate cliches).

arrgh

 

[Lovepotion69]

Re: Pops!

Been giggling at your posts everywhere I see them. You brighten this place!

Shouldn't you have a parrot?

A jug of rum?

A bad attitude?

(ok i've run out of pirate cliches).

arrgh

I'm voting for a parrot on his shoulder! Love the pic Pops.

Thanks guys for pointing me in the direction of good fiction. I love to read and tips on new authors is always a good thing. Will check if they have him in the library Dr M.

/LP

 

[pop_54]

Re: Pops!

Been giggling at your posts everywhere I see them. You brighten this place!

Shouldn't you have a parrot?

A jug of rum?

A bad attitude?

(ok i've run out of pirate cliches).

arrgh

I know it's unusual to walk about with one's cock on one's shoulder, but it was the best I could do at short notice love.

Finished the rum earlier I'm affraid, and you'd best ask the wife about the attitude problem.

Well must go, I have some rape and pilage to perform down by the river.

 

[Chicklet]

Re: Re: Pops!

I know it's unusual to walk about with one's cock on one's shoulder, but it was the best I could do at short notice love.

Finished the rum earlier I'm affraid, and you'd best ask the wife about the attitude problem.

Well must go, I have some rape and pilage to perform down by the river.

this gets my day off on a really good foot = ) thanks

 

[Sabledrake]

I second Lovepotion's initial request. Sexy captains ... frock coats ... yum! If it's fantasy, we can leave out the scurvy and the stink and all that I know I did in my epic 20 chapter Ravishing of Constance story. That's got seafaring rogues, should you be interested.

I've got that Moorish Harem book. Talk about a fellow with stamina! Whoo!

Sabledrake

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Pops!

I know it's unusual to walk about with one's cock on one's shoulder, but it was the best I could do at short notice love.

Dear Pop,

I don't mean to cast aspersions on your pirate outfit, but that thing on your shoulder is definitely not a parrot. It looks like a stuffed bustard that someone spray painted day-glo red.

MG

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Re: Pops!

this gets my day off on a really good foot = ) thanks

An honour and pleasure to be of assistance with your day my dear.

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Re: Pops!

Dear Pop,

I don't mean to cast aspersions on your pirate outfit, but that thing on your shoulder is definitely not a parrot. It looks like a stuffed bustard that someone spray painted day-glo red.

MG

Damn you mathamaticians always get everything right.

Bit of a problem actually, poor thing died as a result of the painting, well I'm not sure if it was the paint or the flame torch getting the green off first.

pops........

 

[MathGirl]

Pop's AV

Dear Pop,

Your new avathingie is a big improvement. That last one kind of gave me the creeps.

MG

 

[NoJo]

Post one more, MG, you'll have posted 1000.
Then read all your old posts over the next few weeks. Watch how you've changed.

 

[pop_54]

Re: Pop's AV

Dear Pop,

Your new avathingie is a big improvement. That last one kind of gave me the creeps.

MG

Mmm best stop work on the new one then if that one worried you.

Anybody need a monkey, 3 sheep, a Labrador dog, and a nun.