Want To Ad Anything In My Email To The President?

[Lost Cause]

I'm going to be sending an email to the President with my opinion on how the War is being handled. Any Lit member want to add any suggestions for him? Any Kudos? Try to keep them to a single issue, and constructive in criticism. I don't want to be picked up by the Secret Service!

*I'll post a copy of the draft when it's done, around Friday.

 

[SINthysist]

You know how I feel! Tell him. I usually do each day during our briefing, but hearing it from outside sources always boosts my credibility with the guy...

 

[SINthysist]

Oh, this FRIDAY's not good. I've tried to get the war pushed up to Thursday and the email might get lost in all the clutter...

 

[phrodeau]

"Dear Dubya, I'm sure you're anxious to marry off your daughters. Please consider myself for your daughter Jenna. Ever since I learned about her clit ring, I've been obsessed with her."

 

[brokenbrainwave]

ask him if he needs the next one to be in bigger letters and written in crayons...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Tell him that there's nothing shameful in having xysalied. It doesn't reflect bad on his edumacation.

Oh yeah, and ask him if I should buy or sell my Standard Oil any time soon.

 

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[Spinaroonie]

"Dear Dubya, I'm sure you're anxious to marry off your daughters. Please consider myself for your daughter Jenna. Ever since I learned about her clit ring, I've been obsessed with her."

She would eat you alive.

 

[phrodeau]

She would eat you alive.

Lost Cause or me?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Lost Cause or me?

Either one, really.

 

[Lost Cause]

As promised.............

Based on the content of the replies, I hammered it down to this;

Mr. President,
First let me say how much confidence I have in my government as well as our soldiers to sucessfully execute this war on terrorism! My main purpose in writing this, is my concerns that you have directed all departments to insure the Constitutionality of actions taken within our country against suspects of legitimate residence in regards to their legal rights under the Constitution. I read stories from all over about violations of the above guarantees, and it disturbs me especially when information is so concealed as to not provide a conclusion to the stories.
I trust you and your administration is jealously guarding these rights and freedoms we all hold so dear.
Thankyou for your time,

*Sent* You had your chances!

 

[zach79]

"Dear Dubya, I'm sure you're anxious to marry off your daughters. Please consider myself for your daughter Jenna. Ever since I learned about her clit ring, I've been obsessed with her."

Whoa a clit ring, really?

Which one is she by the way, the blonde or the brunette?

 

[Lost Cause]

Just got this...

Thank you for emailing President Bush. Your ideas and comments are very
important to him.

For up-to-date information about the President and his policies, please check
the White House web site at www.whitehouse.gov.

Unfortunately, because of the large volume of email received, the President
cannot personally respond to each message. However, the White House staff
considers and reports citizen ideas and concerns.

Again, thank you for your email. Your interest in the work of President Bush
and his administration is appreciated.

Sincerely,
The White House Office of E-Correspondence
_________________________

 

[phrodeau]

Whoa a clit ring, really?

Which one is she by the way, the blonde or the brunette?

She's the blonde, and she has more fun.

Read about the clit ring rumor here.

 

[Ransom]

Gore makes me want to puke

Gore, and idiots like him, think we can solve all the worlds problems by just holding hands and singing "Give peace a
chance"

Ollie is a true American hero, Gore is a fraud.


It was 1987 and Lt. Col. Oliver North testified at the Iran-Contra
hearings during the Reagan Administration.

There was Ollie in front of God and country getting the
third degree, but what he said was stunning! He was being
drilled by some senator; "Did you not recently spend close
to $60,000 for a home security system?"

Ollie replied, "Yes, I did, Sir."

The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the
audience, "Isn't that just a little excessive?"

"No, sir," continued Ollie.

"No? And why not?" the senator asked. "Because the lives
of my family and I were threatened, sir"

"Threatened? By whom?" the senator questioned.

"By a terrorist, sir" Ollie answered.

"Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you that
much?"

"His name is Osama bin Laden, sir" Ollie replied.

At this point the senator tried to repeat the name, but
couldn't pronounce it, which most people back then probably
couldn't. A couple of people laughed at the attempt. Then the
senator continued. "Why are you so afraid of this man?" the
senator asked.

Because, sir, he is the most evil person alive that I
know of," Ollie answered.

"And what do you recommend we do about him?" asked the
senator.

"Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend that an
assassin team be formed to eliminate him and his men from
the face of the earth."

The senator disagreed with this approach, and that was all
that was shown of the clip.

(If anyone is interested, the senator was none other than
Al Gore.)

 

[Mischka]

Re: Gore makes me want to puke

Gore, and idiots like him, think we can solve all the worlds problems by just holding hands and singing "Give peace a chance"

Your fable is false. Gore was not even on the Committee. Idiot.

 

[peachykeen]

Re: As promised.............

Based on the content of the replies, I hammered it down to this;

Mr. President,
First let me say how much confidence I have in my government as well as our soldiers to sucessfully execute this war on terrorism! My main purpose in writing this, is my concerns that you have directed all departments to insure the Constitutionality of actions taken within our country against suspects of legitimate residence in regards to their legal rights under the Constitution. I read stories from all over about violations of the above guarantees, and it disturbs me especially when information is so concealed as to not provide a conclusion to the stories.
I trust you and your administration is jealously guarding these rights and freedoms we all hold so dear.
Thankyou for your time,

*Sent* You had your chances!

you forgot to add, "P.S. You've got bony girl arms, and you smell like an elephant's butt."

 

[SINthysist]

Beat me to it... False. Heard Ollie say it himself many times in interviews.

 

[Ransom]

Wrong Mischka!

As usual you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. Do everybody a favor and shut the fuck up! Take your leftist commie ass to some 3rd world country where you belong. I'll bet you aren't over the age of 21......and YOU are the fucking ignorant idiot.

Just remember you started this shit with your moronic comments. You are forever tuned out........

 

[Mischka]

Am I supposed to know who this person is? And what did I start?

SIN, as a conservative (and hence non-ignorant idiot), any chance you could explain the above rant?

 

[peachykeen]

hee hee, how can I live without this place?

 

[Mischka]

hee hee, how can I live without this place?

You can't. We'll need to set up a PeachyKeen Computer Fund to make sure you have constant access.

 

[Lost Cause]

I still get cards from Col. North...

He is a genuine, real person that doesn't piss on your leg, and tell you it's raining! I also got a thankyou letter from Gen. Secord, and President Reagan after the bullshit the socialists contrived. I also provided equipment for Southern Air Transport (Air America) for the Contras after the socialist politicians tried to stop support here. I worked with the US based, pro-democracy Afghan freedom fighters movement during the Soviet occupation from 1979-1989. There's alot more most people don't know about that deal, it was for a greater good than any of you can understand.

*Peace through Superior Firepower.

 

[phrodeau]

Any of who, exactly? How insulting.

 

[Lost Cause]

Ironic...

The defense lawyer for Col. North is also the one that defended President Clinton in his impeachment. Things that make you go hmmmmm!

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/impeachment/analysis/analysis6_11-19.html