Walmart People

[knot_sweet]

I'm making my way over to the states early next year.

Planning a cross country drive.

Now, just for the shits and giggles factor, where am I most likely to spot a wide selection of thosespecimans referred to humourously as "Walmart people"?

You know, the ones who wear embarrassingly inappropriate clothing out in public, put weird shit on their cars, or display appallingly funny parenting skills.

Thanks.

 

[warrior queen]

I'm making my way over to the states early next year.

Planning a cross country drive.

Now, just for the shits and giggles factor, where am I most likely to spot a wide selection of thosespecimans referred to humourously as "Walmart people"?

You know, the ones who wear embarrassingly inappropriate clothing out in public, put weird shit on their cars, or display appallingly funny parenting skills.

Thanks.

Oh dear
I'm so sorry.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Try Walmart.

 

[knot_sweet]

Oh dear
I'm so sorry.

Why sorry?

That my sense of humour is so pathetic I'm planning a day just to laugh at tragically funny people?

Or that I'm planning to drive?

 

[warrior queen]

Why sorry?

That my sense of humour is so pathetic I'm planning a day just to laugh at tragically funny people?

Or that I'm planning to drive?

No, that you're going to the US.
Been there, done that, found MUCH better places in the world to go visit.

 

[knot_sweet]

Oh dear
I'm so sorry.

No, that you're going to the US.
Been there, done that, found MUCH better places in the world to go visit.

I have to go mostly for work reasons.

Figured I'd take the time while I was there to see some of the country.

I agree there are places I'd much rather go, but I'm not going to whinge about a semi free trip.

Might as well enjoy it...

 

[warrior queen]

I have to go mostly for work reasons.

Figured I'd take the time while I was there to see some of the country.

I agree there are places I'd much rather go, but I'm not going to whinge about a semi free trip.

Might as well enjoy it...

Well, if it's sorta free....

 

[shoulderblade]

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I agree there are places I'd much rather go, but I'm not going to whinge about a semi free trip.

Might as well enjoy it...

Sounds like a good safety net.

You can always claim you did not do it on purpose.

 

[warrior queen]

Sounds like a good safety net.

You can always claim you did not do it on purpose.

Lit really needs a 'like' button!

 

[knot_sweet]

Lit really needs a 'like' button!

Seconded...

And Shoulderblade? Thanks for the giggle snort

Guess I probably shouldn't mention that I've always planned to visit over there eventually as openly admitting that might ruin any credibility...

Oh who am I kidding? I don't have any cred at all...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The WAL-MART People are changing. Seven years ago they were the working poor but no more. WALMART has fierce price competition from discounters who offer quality basics for less money, and its bottom-feeding customers are gone. Geezers and cripples replaced them.

 

[knot_sweet]

The WAL-MART People are changing. Seven years ago they were the working poor but no more. WALMART has fierce price competition from discounters who offer quality basics for less money, and its bottom-feeding customers are gone. Geezers and cripples replaced them.

I don't care much about the economic/political entity that is walmart.

I just want to laugh in very un pc fashion at some of the people that go there.

 

[shoulderblade]

From another thread:

Do you like my new running shoes?

I just purchased them at Walmart.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I don't care much about the economic/political entity that is walmart.

I just want to laugh in very un pc fashion at some of the people that go there.

They moved on, to food banks. All I see at WALMART lately are elderly couples and cripples in scooter chairs.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm making my way over to the states early next year.

Planning a cross country drive.

Now, just for the shits and giggles factor, where am I most likely to spot a wide selection of thosespecimans referred to humourously as "Walmart people"?

You know, the ones who wear embarrassingly inappropriate clothing out in public, put weird shit on their cars, or display appallingly funny parenting skills.

Thanks.

Just pop off of any Interstate Exit with a number larger than 100...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't care much about the economic/political entity that is walmart.

I just want to laugh in very un pc fashion at some of the people that go there.

Do you want an ass-kicking?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Where in the US are you going to be?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Where in the US are you going to be?

Walmartia, a hop, skip and jump from Georgiastan...

 

[CandiCame]

YES!! I love me some Wal-Mart Bingo!!

 

[CandiCame]

No, that you're going to the US.
Been there, done that, found MUCH better places in the world to go visit.

Think how bad it is for those of us who have to live here.

 

[eric60red]

Wish we had a Walmart in Malta

 

[CandiCame]

Fuckin Wal-Mart pissed me off the other day. I just needed a gas card- wound up being in line for an hour and a half.

 

[fuckwaffle]

It will depend on whether you are in a large city or not and then where in the city you are. There are four Wal-Marts around where I live, there is only one that would fit you initial criteria. It's in a depressed area of the city, the other three are in upscale areas and are 1000% different.

By the way, how much time are you allotting to make this drive across county?

Don't forget it's aprox. 3,000 miles from New York to L.A.

 

[run_silent]

It's not like the freaks are everywhere all the time. It's just the luck of timing.

 

[FemDrivelAlt]

actually, USA has some beautiful landscapes and views. if you want beautiful and funny....go to all the tourist attractions. not only will you see wonderful landscapes but occasionally you'll come across some funny.

just want funny? then go to inner cities....the very packed ones. just ignore the gun shots you may hear.