Walking in a Doggie Wonderland

[Guest]

New Christmas poem - sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland. (not mine, someone sent it to me, but it's cute!)

Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland


Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white -- I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee. It's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow, mom will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man!
So all the world will know that it's
mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,
flows my natural incense boast.
"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."

 

[WickedEve]

Where's kdog?! lol

 

[Angeline]

Doggies!!!!

love it Sarah!!! Kdog, is that you?

 

[OT]

RE: Dogge wonderland

Too funny.

thanks fer share'n.

 

[Zhuk]

Made me smile

sweetsubsarahh,

The freshness of this poem is nauseating. But it made me smile. Very different, very welcome addition. Thanks for sharing.

Regards,

 

[Guest]

Fresh is good!

I think I'm going to sing this at the faculty holiday get-together next week. You know, something classy, simple, elegant.

 

[Guest]

Why, it's a golden shower poem!

 

[Guest]

Why, it's a golden shower poem!

LMAO!! (just spilled my beer)

Gracious - do people WRITE those???

 

[Guest]

LMAO!! (just spilled my beer)

Gracious - do people WRITE those???

______

LOL! They do now, sweetsubsarahh!

'Night, honey!

 

[karmadog]

Aaaarrrrrooooooooo....

Shaft had one, Batman had one, the Lone Ranger had one.

Now there's karmadog! I've found my theme song!

 

[Guest]

Re: Aaaarrrrrooooooooo....

Shaft had one, Batman had one, the Lone Ranger had one.

Now there's karmadog! I've found my theme song!

LOL!