Walked in on while having sex

[Mike_Yates]

Here's a good question, would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex, or would you rather have them walk in on you having sex?

 

[Hypoxia]

Since they divorced five decades ago and died one (mom) and two (dad) decades back, I'd rather skip both sorts of confrontations, thank you very much. 'Twould be messy, eh?

 

[dolf]

Since they divorced five decades ago and died one (mom) and two (dad) decades back, I'd rather skip both sorts of confrontations, thank you very much. 'Twould be messy, eh?

i have a vivid imagination. i may not sleep tonight.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Wtf??

 

[sixfeetundernea]

I've actually accidentally walked into my parents having sex like 3 times, so... I guess a 4th wouldn't be new. I'd die if they walked in to me doing it. Especially since all they do is criticize my life, especially my love life. And it's not to look after me.

 

[Miles Long]

I've actually accidentally walked into my parents having sex like 3 times, so... I guess a 4th wouldn't be new. I'd die if they walked in to me doing it. Especially since all they do is criticize my life, especially my love life. And it's not to look after me.

If I had accidentally walked in on my parents having sex three times, I would never walk into a room again unless they were both already in the room I was leaving.

 

[cleaver]

when i was first taught the tricks from the lady next door
my dad had handed me the "snuffs"
and mom was mixing cocktails downstairs.

if i'd of been them,
idda looked in on what was going on
with mrs. pedersen and me...

(she was good)

oh.... u didn't mean those first times...

momma used to prep up the girls orally
b'fore i did em
and dad took the pix...

they seen me...
like a couple hundred times
at least
that they filmed

and a bunch other, otherwise.

we don't keep a lot a'secrets...
even now still

 

[Hypoxia]

when i was first taught the tricks from the lady next door
my dad had handed me the "snuffs"
and mom was mixing cocktails downstairs.

if i'd of been them,
idda looked in on what was going on
with mrs. pedersen and me...

(she was good)

oh.... u didn't mean those first times...

momma used to prep up the girls orally
b'fore i did em
and dad took the pix...

they seen me...
like a couple hundred times
at least
that they filmed

and a bunch other, otherwise.

we don't keep a lot a'secrets...
even now still

Cool story, bro.

 

[Riles]

Considering my mom is a widow and remaining alone, I'd be more disturbed to walk in on her solo than with a man.

That being said, it wouldn't be the first nor likely the last individual I saw doing that. But I drew the line at delivering the dirty mags 15 mins prior to bath time.


I have a weird job when I see it written out.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm that immature guy that likes to think his parents don't have sex. Because that's gross. I would be so disturbed if I ever saw that happening. I'm not okay with it. I'm the last kid and I like to think that was the last time they did whatever they did to procreate.

I'm immature about it but I don't care.

 

[Aphro]

Is it wrong that I first read the thread title as "Have You Ever Been Walked On During Sex" and saw this was a Yates thread and found nothing unusual about that at all.

 

[Jennifer]

If I had accidentally walked in on my parents having sex three times, I would never walk into a room again unless they were both already in the room I was leaving.

Precisely! And I would buy them a lock set for christmas.

 

[lovetoread]

I would be happy if they walked in on me.

It would mean the Zombie Apocalypse has finally begun!

 

[Emerson40]

I've actually accidentally walked into my parents having sex like 3 times, so... I guess a 4th wouldn't be new. I'd die if they walked in to me doing it. Especially since all they do is criticize my life, especially my love life. And it's not to look after me.

Accidentally? Three times?

Even cows don't step in the same gopher hole twice. Unless your folks fuck in unconventional places like the fridge or where you keep the extra rolls of bog-wipe, you must have knock-proof doors in your house, or at least two of those oopses weren't so oops.

 

[Jennifer]

I would be happy if they walked in on me.

It would mean the Zombie Apocalypse has finally begun!

Excellent point!

 

[pointless]

i've done one of the above. thankfully the lights were off. my sister was not so lucky.

 

[kbate]

I would be happy if they walked in on me.

It would mean the Zombie Apocalypse has finally begun!

Does cremation prevent a zombie rising?

 

[lovetoread]

Does cremation prevent a zombie rising?

I am not sure. But if dad's place on the mantle starts moving I am outta here.

 

[kbate]

I am not sure. But if dad's place on the mantle starts moving I am outta here.

I've told Mum to spread those for years, but no - she just keeps the damned box in the hall closet, right next to the shotgun. She's toast 3 minutes after the ZA begins.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I'd like to walk in on Heathyr Hoffman having sex.

 

[pointless]

yeah, yeah. we know. everyone already fucking knows.

 

[Emerson40]

I'd like to walk in on Heathyr Hoffman having sex.

With your parents?

 

[lovecraft68]

My foster parents walked in on me having sex once.

I don't think they would have been too mad....if I wasn't having sex with my foster sister.

 

[jezzilee]

I never walked in on my parents or vice versa, but one time my friend who was looking for my house and thought I still lived there did....HUGELY mortifying

 

[lovecraft68]

yeah, yeah. we know. everyone already fucking knows.

Everyone except Heathyt herself