Wal-Mart Parking lots

[brokenbrainwave]

They simply have to many lights. At midnight on a clear night, you can get a tan with these spotlamps of bugdeath. Really from now on, I am using a K-Mart parking lot for quickies. They cannot pay their employees let alone the light bill, the best of American consumerism run amuck.

WallyWorld, you just lost a fucking customer.

 

[LadyG]

They have parking lots? Damn, I thought it was mass graveyard for cars, because no matter what time I go there, it's always full!

 

[bad kitty]

Nah, Our Walmart doesn't have that many lights.

 

[patient1]

The lighting is for the TV cameras.

You mean I won't see any more live feeds starring you at the usual time on www.ballmart.com ?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

LG, check behind the dumpster at the tire and lube center. THe smell of battery acid leaking into the local water supply gives me a stiffy everytime.

Or is that a frosty?

 

[ithaqua]

Wall Mart Parking Lots

Sometimes I hike across them when I need a little extra exercise. Usually takes the better part of an hour.

 

[k¡tty]

They simply have to many lights. At midnight on a clear night, you can get a tan with these spotlamps of bugdeath. Really from now on, I am using a K-Mart parking lot for quickies. They cannot pay their employees let alone the light bill, the best of American consumerism run amuck.

WallyWorld, you just lost a fucking customer.

Thank you very much Mr. Broken, I'll be sending my cleaning bill to you now.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Didn't you have a wrist rocket as a kid?

 

[celiaKitten]

WalMart is evil.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

sorry kitty, I'll use a napkin next time.

 

[freakygirl]

I'm jealous

Our WalMart parking lot only has one light..

 

[k¡tty]

sorry kitty, I'll use a napkin next time.

Maybe that's the problem, use more than one napkin and you'll avoid the messes.

 

[sheath]

WalMart is evil.

WalMart is a great American institution! How can that possibly be evil?



S.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I'm jealous

Our WalMart parking lot only has one light..

yeah here in hillbilly heaven we's gots ones of thems supa centers that we'se can buy oil, tampons, and a set of Merle Haggard cd's at 3am.


But too many lights to catch a fuck in the parking lot, grrrrrrr

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Maybe that's the problem, use more than one napkin and you'll avoid the messes.

nawww, I've got an ashtray around here somewhere.

 

[freakygirl]

yeah here in hillbilly heaven we's gots ones of thems supa centers that we'se can buy oil, tampons, and a set of Merle Haggard cd's at 3am.


But too many lights to catch a fuck in the parking lot, grrrrrrr

Now I'm really jealous.

Our WalMart is open from dawn to dusk. And it's not a superstore.

 

[k¡tty]

Well?


Did you get caught out in a Walmart parking lot or not?
When did this take place?
Was it a one person only event or was there another involved?


Quit being vague and give us details damn it.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Now I'm really jealous.

Our WalMart is open from dawn to dusk. And it's not a superstore.

and this is bad how?

Sheesh, I damn near had to waste 60 bucks on a hotel room for 5 minutes.

stop whinin, you've got it made

 

[k¡tty]

and this is bad how?

Sheesh, I damn near had to waste 60 bucks on a hotel room for 5 minutes.

stop whinin, you've got it made

Five minutes eh?


Jeez you need to build up some stamina.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Five minutes eh?


Jeez you need to build up some stamina.

yeah yeah, I was in a hurry to make qualifying at the next NASCAR truck race.

shhh, dont tell anyone that I am a driver......

 

[k¡tty]

yeah yeah, I was in a hurry to make qualifying at the next NASCAR truck race.

shhh, dont tell anyone that I am a driver......

uh huh.




Btw nice evade. *smirk*

 

[huskie]

Well?


Did you get caught out in a Walmart parking lot or not?
When did this take place?
Was it a one person only event or was there another involved?


Quit being vague and give us details damn it.

Well....... answer her BBW!!!! and it had better not be your sister agin!!!! she told me she had stop doing that!!!!

 

[LadyG]

HA. YOU are the one that likes it in parking lots.

On tables.

Under tables.

I know these things, remember

 

[k¡tty]

Well....... answer her BBW!!!! and it had better not be your sister agin!!!! she told me she had stop doing that!!!!

He wussed out.


Said something about having to feed the rugrats. Excuses excuses.

 

[Killswitch]

Just for the record....I try not to shop at Wal-Mart.

Being from the Detroit area, and growing up in the shadows of K-Mart World Headquarters ( I could see it out my window from my last apartment), I try to support them with my dollars, and business.

I know they are fucked up at the corporate level, but I always find what I need there at reasonable prices.

I spent 175 dollars at a K-Mart last week.

Plus....my nickname....well still is with my friends is Kresge (prononced Krezz-gee)......Kresge was a five and ten store originally owned by what is now K-Mart.