Wal-Mart at 3 a.m.

[Rambling Rose]

I think I was the only person in the joint. After seeing One Hour Photo, I paid special attention to the orderly color coded displays. I've never seen a bigger variety of cough suppresants. The checkout guy looked just like Marxist.


All in all it was a very surreal experience.

 

[lavender]

 

[claybeherenow]

the only thing i hate about walmart at 3am is having to dodge all of the boxes and stockers, i was almost ran down by a tweaker with a pallet jack a few weeks ago

 

[Marxist]

I think I was the only person in the joint. After seeing One Hour Photo, I paid special attention to the orderly color coded displays. I've never seen a bigger variety of cough suppresants. The checkout guy looked just like Marxist.


All in all it was a very surreal experience.

You just blew my cover. Damn you.

 

[Rambling Rose]

*laughing* He really did look like you, hon. He was nice though, the sympathetic type. That's how I could tell you apart! Oh, and he didn't ogle my booty.

 

[Marxist]

*laughing* He really did look like you, hon. He was nice though, the sympathetic type. That's how I could tell you apart! Oh, and he didn't ogle my booty.

I'm sympathetic and stuff...you people....

I would however inspect the booty. It is my duty.

 

[Guest]

 

[scylis]

i can't do that anymore...



they close at midnight up here in Anchorage. bastards.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: I would however inspect the booty. It is my duty.

And my double bubble is nothin' but trouble! I was shakin' free and everything. Nothing between his hand an my ass but a wisp of sundress, and he still maintained his professionalism. Those Wal-Mart employee conduct codes must be strict!

Or maybe he was just put off by my runny nose.

 

[Marxist]

i can't do that anymore...



they close at midnight up here in Anchorage. bastards.

So the inevitable question: Where do you go for your late night plastic goods and fishing gear?















You know what I love about the Wal-Mart is the vending machine bait (worms and such). Gawd, now that's redneck convenience.

 

[scylis]

nowhere, now.

like i said... bastards!

 

[Rambling Rose]

I can feel the Nyquil kicking in. I wasn't even out of the parking lot before I started swilling it down. I can't believe they think that stuff tastes even remotely cherry-ish.

 

[Marxist]

Nyquil=Liquid sleep


I think Lexie said that.

The cherry flavor is only there to coat your mouth while you doze into next week.

 

[lavender]

 

[scylis]

I need Nyquil. I'm not sick. I just can't sleep.

fuck the Nyquil. get scotch. some nice aged stuff.

 

[Silverluna]

i went to walmart on my prom night....it was spiffy fab...

 

[SweetCherry]

fuck the Nyquil. get scotch. some nice aged stuff.

Nyquil's cheaper. Besides, you don't have to be 21 to buy Nyquil.

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Damn it, I miss the "big city" life...I'd soooooo rather do my shopping at like 2-3am! Grrrrrrrr @ our malls closing at 9pm!

~ Rora

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Re: Re: I would however inspect the booty. It is my duty.

And my double bubble is nothin' but trouble! I was shakin' free and everything. Nothing between his hand an my ass but a wisp of sundress, and he still maintained his professionalism. Those Wal-Mart employee conduct codes must be strict!

Or maybe he was just put off by my runny nose.

cameras on the front end record everything we walmart employees do. so he probably felt that the tapes would have been used against him.

 

[acitore_vuli]

I think I was the only person in the joint. After seeing One Hour Photo, I paid special attention to the orderly color coded displays. I've never seen a bigger variety of cough suppresants. The checkout guy looked just like Marxist.


All in all it was a very surreal experience.

If you'd have waited another hour or so, you could have participated in the morning calisthenics, which are followed immediately by the Wal-Mart cheer.

Gimme a W!
Gimme a...

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Re: Re: Wal-Mart at 3 a.m.

If you'd have waited another hour or so, you could have participated in the morning calisthenics, which are followed immediately by the Wal-Mart cheer.

Gimme a W!
Gimme a...

dont forget the squiggly.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I need to know about this 'squiggly'.

This cold is kicking my ass. I feel like my head is stuffed with soggy moldy cotton. I can't breathe. I'm coughing up gunk. No fever but lord I'm achy and tired.

I'm gonna go lie down now.

 

[Guest]

Poor baby. That av is gonna make me cry.

Drink your liquids, young lady. And, no staying up past 10.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Rambling Rose]

The big version is even better:

I'm woozy. I need to sleep but if I sleep now I'll be up all night again. It's been a long week and it's only Tuesday. My teeth even hurt.

Can someone come over and just sit in the same room with me? I promise not to cough on you. It sucks living alone when you're sick.