Waiting to play Santa...

[Ginny]

and eyeing the icecold bottle of coke and cookies we just put out for Santa Claus...

we've been back from my Mom's for about thirty minutes....put the carrots out in the front yard for the reindeer....and now my lil miracle won't put her new Gameboy down....she is in her new jammies....i've unloaded our loot from the car....and i think she's wired on petit four sugar....i've tried the ol' "Santa Claus does not to come to houses where the lil children are still awake" routine...and she just said...5 more minutes Mommmm.....

i'm so excited about playing Santa....it's one of my most favorite things in the world to do...i have Santa presents stashed in my trunk...in closets....all over....and i need to get them out....i'm about ready to try benadryl (not really)....buttt....she just won't go to bed....hmmmm....maybe we can go read The Night Before Christmas again....my brother read it to all the kids at my Mom's this year....it was something my Dad always did....and really touching to watch the girls gather around my brother to listen to it this year....a new tradition started....

i'm just worried if i get in bed with her to read....i'll fall asleep with her.....i can just see her waking in the morning....jumping out of bed....and yikes....Santa hasn't been....i better not get too comfy....plusss....after i play Santa....my turtle and i are gonna have some masturbatory fun in the glow of the Christmas tree...yummmm....that oughta keep me awake...yeah....just think nasty fun.....


Merry Christmas, Lit!

hope you have an orgasmic holiday.....good night....

 

[Nora]

Merry Christmas, Ginny.

You ever do it wearing nothing but a white beard and black boots? *grins*

 

[Ginny]

lol....i may have to try that next year....i was sexing it out as Santa wearing plaid flannel pj's and a white tee....dear god it was freeeezing last night.......

i will say this....without making a new thread....I FUCKING HATE THOSE ZILLION TWISTY TIE FUCKERS THEY PACKAGE PRESENTS WITH.....each present has about 10....there is absolutely no way a child could ever get something as simple as Barbie doll outta one of those packages....the hair is sewn to cardboard....all limbs twisty tied to the cardboard....omg my poor lil fingers.....i bet packaging is half the cost for all that crap.....

i'm pooped....up since a lil after 7:30 am playing with toys....on the floor....whew....times like this i really wish the lil miracle had a sibling....i had to take a smoke and Lit break.....an orgasm would help relax me.....but i don't think i can hide from my playmate long enough to jiggle one off.....guess i could accidentally doze off on the sofa.....i just can't hang with an excited six year old.....weeeeeeeeeee she's hollering for me now!

hope you're all having fun with your kids...and families....or yourselves....Merryyyyy Christmas!

 

[Nora]

nonononono! You're looking at it all wrong! You're supposed to save all of those twist-ties, tie them together and it's a home-made bondage kit for mom!

I bet the li'l miracle is in 7th heaven right now *grins* You're a fantastic mom, Ginny. Every time I read a thread about how much time, devotion and love you lavish on her I think how lucky she is to have you for a mom.

Merry Christmas to you both. =)

 

[PepperminTrish]

nonononono! You're looking at it all wrong! You're supposed to save all of those twist-ties, tie them together and it's a home-made bondage kit for mom!

I bet the li'l miracle is in 7th heaven right now *grins* You're a fantastic mom, Ginny. Every time I read a thread about how much time, devotion and love you lavish on her I think how lucky she is to have you for a mom.

Merry Christmas to you both. =)

Can I just say 'ditto' to what Nora said?? (And I'm not talking about the home-made bondage kit.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I didn't realize Santa was into masturbation. I learn lots of new things at lit.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

lol....i may have to try that next year....i was sexing it out as Santa wearing plaid flannel pj's and a white tee....dear god it was freeeezing last night.......

i will say this....without making a new thread....I FUCKING HATE THOSE ZILLION TWISTY TIE FUCKERS THEY PACKAGE PRESENTS WITH.....each present has about 10....there is absolutely no way a child could ever get something as simple as Barbie doll outta one of those packages....the hair is sewn to cardboard....all limbs twisty tied to the cardboard....omg my poor lil fingers.....i bet packaging is half the cost for all that crap.....

i'm pooped....up since a lil after 7:30 am playing with toys....on the floor....whew....times like this i really wish the lil miracle had a sibling....i had to take a smoke and Lit break.....an orgasm would help relax me.....but i don't think i can hide from my playmate long enough to jiggle one off.....guess i could accidentally doze off on the sofa.....i just can't hang with an excited six year old.....weeeeeeeeeee she's hollering for me now!

hope you're all having fun with your kids...and families....or yourselves....Merryyyyy Christmas!

Don't give in to the twisties, grab a pair of wire snippers or kitchen shears.

 

[Ginny]

oh Nora...and Trish.......thank you both....there's a reason i call her my lil miracle....because she is a miracle....from the day i found out i was pregnant to the first time her lil bity fingers wrapped around my finger to just last week when she was in her kindergarten christmas play....there hasn't been a day when i wasn't just in awe of her......<smiling softly>.....kids just rock.....and.....wear you out....

Happy Holidays to you both.....on to New Year's we go!



lol the image of me all naked and bound by a string of twisty ties.....yeouch....lil fuckers.....

 

[Ginny]

I didn't realize Santa was into masturbation. I learn lots of new things at lit.

<nodding>......and he buttfucks, too......yay Santa!

 

[Ginny]

Don't give in to the twisties, grab a pair of wire snippers or kitchen shears.

good idea Flirt....you've been there, done that, eh?.....i had a lil pair of garden pruners to snip with....but omg...even after the snippage...the working of the wires out....i say just toss the toy in the box....loose....with a pretty picture on the outside....it's amazing to me that machines can do the packaging...so intricate....surely they have lil green guys doing some of it....

and while i'm complaining....Barbie crap is CRAP....i mean the dolls are okay....but the crap that accompanies them....just plastic crap....but on the lil miracle's list...i've tried to wean her off Barbie....make the switch to all Groovy Girls....such easy pick up...clothes go on easier....big, chunky accessories....but nooooo....Barbie is still a semi-must-have....yuck...phewy...and i'm not even talking about the feminists that think her hot tata's and impossible waist are not good for lil girls' self-images....i just hate her plastic CRAP.....

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

A little girl was telling Santa what she wanted for Christmas and as she listed one thing after another said, "and I want a G.I. Joe and Barbie, and..."

"But honey," Santa interrupted "you mean you want a Ken and Barbie."

"No, Santa!" she said. "I want a G.I. Joe and Barbie!"

"But Barbie comes with Ken." Santa replied.

"No!" the little girl exclaimed. "Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She only fakes it with Ken."

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

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[Ginny]

"No!" the little girl exclaimed. "Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She only fakes it with Ken."

'cause GI Joe knows what women want:

 

[Ginny]

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<laughing>....omg i used to be soooo bummed Ken didn't have a weenie...i'd just study his rounded plastic crotch...trying to will a penis to sprout....

 

[Nora]

Mental note: Pick up a G.I. Joe tomorrow.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

There is an anatomically correct male doll, I forget it's name.
this might be it ...
http://www.mtcc.com/~eamonn/motss/billyboy.html


Here's more barbie and ken fun ...

http://plexe.com/barbie/

http://www.trailertrashdoll.com/

http://www.studentplanet.com/WARP/Vol2Issue19_05_10/05_10_00GI-Joe.htm

 

[Sillyman]

Overpackaging is 90% of what's wrong with America, truely.

 

[Ginny]

Mental note: Pick up a G.I. Joe tomorrow.

totally flashing to you coming home from work....rushing your bedroom with your GI Joe doll....bitching as you have to fight with the dozen twisty ties holding him in the box.....finally...he's out...you rip off his clothes...your eyes a lil wild, light panting....as you lay him on the bed...and undress "for" him....plopping back on the bed...grabbing him....kissing him on the lips...moaning...working him slowly down your body..."Oooohhh Joe...that's it baby...suck my nipple harder babyyy".....letting him tickle your belly button...then....turning him upside down....smashing his face against your clit....as you writhe and groan...rubbing faster....finally dipping his bald slick head into your pussy hole....stroking it...liking the way the head pops at the hole....grinding....screaming....."your fucking shoulders baby...."....lil grunt....as your hips thrust up...and you ram him against you harder....crying out as his shoulders squeeze into you.......satisfied grunt.....as you grind him in to his hands (hands coming out my hurt pussy flesh...nodding).....oooohhhhh G.I. Joeeeeeeeeeeeee........letting him out and pulling him back to your clit...rubbing until you just explode......screaming his nameee..."Joeeeeeee"......just as your hubby walks through the door......."honey, i'm home!"

 

[Nora]

totally flashing to you coming home from work....rushing your bedroom with your GI Joe doll....bitching as you have to fight with the dozen twisty ties holding him in the box.....finally...he's out...you rip off his clothes...your eyes a lil wild, light panting....as you lay him on the bed...and undress "for" him....plopping back on the bed...grabbing him....kissing him on the lips...moaning...working him slowly down your body..."Oooohhh Joe...that's it baby...suck my nipple harder babyyy".....letting him tickle your belly button...then....turning him upside down....smashing his face against your clit....as you writhe and groan...rubbing faster....finally dipping his bald slick head into your pussy hole....stroking it...liking the way the head pops at the hole....grinding....screaming....."your fucking shoulders baby...."....lil grunt....as your hips thrust up...and you ram him against you harder....crying out as his shoulders squeeze into you.......satisfied grunt.....as you grind him in to his hands (hands coming out my hurt pussy flesh...nodding).....oooohhhhh G.I. Joeeeeeeeeeeeee........letting him out and pulling him back to your clit...rubbing until you just explode......screaming his nameee..."Joeeeeeee"......just as your hubby walks through the door......."honey, i'm home!"

hahahhahahha!!!!!!!! Omg, Ginny! I'm laughing so fucking hard that I'm crying!

The only bad part of that is that I'm covering late shift tomorrow! Do I have to wait 'til I get home? How about i pick it up before work, then once everyone's gone for the day, I stretch out in my cubicle, hike my skirt up and work him in...moaning and writhing for my little military friend...

Then, bossman comes to check on me...

Hey wait. My boss is kinda cute. That scenario *totally* works for me!

 

[Ginny]

There is an anatomically correct male doll, I forget it's name.
this might be it ...
http://www.mtcc.com/~eamonn/motss/billyboy.html
Here's more barbie and ken fun ...

http://plexe.com/barbie/
http://www.trailertrashdoll.com/
http://www.studentplanet.com/WARP/Vol2Issue19_05_10/05_10_00GI-Joe.htm

lol GI Ho & GI Joe Pimp.....Private Vasquez is gonna be flying in here soon....talk about drop her itsy bitsy Barbie panties to rub.....

i couldn't get the anatomically correct link to work.....darnit...i was kinda excited about seeing plastic weenie!

 

[Ginny]

Noraaa...mmmmmm.....you masturbating at work....<perk>...now if you do....be sure to detail it in desert_spike's "Women Masturbating at Work" thread...funnnn....

 

[Mia62]

You people are just totally perverted.

I you guys.

 

[Nora]

Noraaa...mmmmmm.....you masturbating at work....<perk>...now if you do....be sure to detail it in desert_spike's "Women Masturbating at Work" thread...funnnn....

I try to avoid it, honestly. I mean, can you imagine me getting a call in the middle?

Me: Company X *pants* Tech Support, this is Nora, how may I help you?
Caller: Uh, yeah....is <insert name of web-based application> down?
Me: Down? Uh...lemme check *moans* Sec, my fingers are all sticky...*makes slurping noises into the phone while I lick my fingers clean* ...there, ok. *checking website muttering about having my playtime interrupted* No, no...it's working fine for me. Boy, loading really fast. And hard. And fast...G-d yes, faster! YES YES YES!

I'm thinking it's a bad idea.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

lol GI Ho & GI Joe Pimp.....Private Vasquez is gonna be flying in here soon....talk about drop her itsy bitsy Barbie panties to rub.....

i couldn't get the anatomically correct link to work.....darnit...i was kinda excited about seeing plastic weenie!

They had a UPs guy and I think they sued and it got pulled from the market.

 

[Sillyman]

Me: Company X *pants* Tech Support, this is Nora, how may I help you?
Caller: Uh, yeah....is <insert name of web-based application> down?
Me: Down? Uh...lemme check *moans* Sec, my fingers are all sticky...*makes slurping noises into the phone while I lick my fingers clean* ...there, ok. *checking website muttering about having my playtime interrupted* No, no...it's working fine for me. Boy, loading really fast. And hard. And fast...G-d yes, faster! YES YES YES!

And then tech support would just be swamped, so why make work for yourself?