Waiter, waiter, there's a pun in my soup!

[captain lola]

This is one of my favourite online games.

This is the story of the unhappy customer with strange objects found in her soup, and the punny waiter sent to handle it.

It is a little complex.

So here is an example:
Phrase: Waiter, waiter, there's a hammer in my soup!
Response: "...Beats me how it got there"
or
"..that chef is going to take a pounding for this one"

Now, the phrase is always Waiter Waiter, there's a "insert subject here" in my soup. It can be anything, and the responses must be related to the subject. There can be as many responses as ya'll can think of. Hope this makes sense.

So: Waiter, waiter there's a cell phone in my soup!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

This is one of my favourite online games.

This is the story of the unhappy customer with strange objects found in her soup, and the punny waiter sent to handle it.

It is a little complex.

So here is an example:
Phrase: Waiter, waiter, there's a hammer in my soup!
Response: "...Beats me how it got there"
or
"..that chef is going to take a pounding for this one"

Now, the phrase is always Waiter Waiter, there's a "insert subject here" in my soup. It can be anything, and the responses must be related to the subject. There can be as many responses as ya'll can think of. Hope this makes sense.

So: Waiter, waiter there's a cell phone in my soup!

Call Scotland yard!

Waiter, Waiter, there's a flamingo in my soup!

 

[AppleBiter]

Call Scotland yard!

Waiter, Waiter, there's a flamingo in my soup!

How absolutely fowl!!

Waiter, Waiter! There's a penis in my soup!

 

[captain lola]

Oh my but let's go on a little longer with these, until we run out of puns...(you don't need to add a new topic right away, to play)

 

[captain lola]

Oh, and

"Waiter, Waiter! There's a penis in my soup!"

I'll call the head chef right away!

 

[gauchecritic]

Waiter, Waiter! There's a penis in my soup!

Perhaps modom would like to try the coq-au-vin.

 

[captain lola]

hrm, a new pun?
Waiter, waiter, there's a brain in my soup!

 

[lil_elvis]

hrm, a new pun?
Waiter, waiter, there's a brain in my soup!

Madam, I have no idea how it got there.

 

[ElizabethWest]

hrm, a new pun?
Waiter, waiter, there's a brain in my soup!

I hope you don't mind.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You must be out of your head.

 

[captain lola]

What was the cook thinking?!

 

[togitc]

I'll bite.

Waiter, Waiter there is a tongue in my soup!

 

[AppleBiter]

I'll bite.

Waiter, Waiter there is a tongue in my soup!

I thought we had that problem licked.

 

[gauchecritic]

Waiter, Waiter there is a tongue in my soup!

Soup? Is that some kind of euphamism?

 

[Guest]

I'll bite.

Waiter, Waiter there is a tongue in my soup!

Let's keep it quiet.

 

[lil_elvis]

Mmmm...mmmm

 

[togitc]

Soup? Is that some kind of euphamism?

I haven't had a euphamism in weeks.

ps. You have nice eyes.

 

[captain lola]

Waiter, waiter, there's a watch in my soup

 

[AppleBiter]

I don't have time for this nonsense.

 

[gauchecritic]

quel dommage. quelle heure est-il?

 

[captain lola]

"Why, yes. We usually serve our soup with HOURS d'ourves."

or

"well, it was *wound* to happen sooner or later"

 

[sincerely_helene]

Waiter, waiter, there's a watch in my soup

"Just trying to give you a hand with your meal, my good sir."

 

[captain lola]

"You're lucky, the chef usually won't give anyone the time of day."

 

[Ferawyn]

"Will you be wanting seconds, sir?"

 

[Guest]

Waiter, waiter, there's a watch in my soup

"Damn, that means someone else has the chef's left hand."