Waifs

[Vermilion]

Are you serious? You'd be perfect in the US. There are articles and TV spots all the time talking about how the US has the most overweight people in the world and that we should do something about it right now and get healthy.

Over here it's customary to read the articles (which are placed next to ads with pictures of anorexic supermodels) or watch the TV spots while eating large quantities of junk food, then turning the channel to watch anorexic actors leading glamorous lives.

I'm actually quite healthy though, just ... voluptuous.
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[TheeGoatPig]

I'm actually quite healthy though, just ... voluptuous.
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Sounds good to me

get your but over here

 

[Vermilion]

Sounds good to me

get your but over here

Hey if I swim maybe I'll lose those extra lbs that are bugging me...
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[Dar~]

I don't want to be what men look at. I would like to be able to go into a store and buy a shirt I like in a size that fits me. There is little I hate more than going into a store and finding the greatest shirt to find it is only available up to a certain size ( I assume because the children in the sweat shops can't make them larger?)

I am very attractive and it still irks me.


and, Charley, I still think you are delectable, rib cage and all. (esp with BBQ sauce)

 

[starrkers]

I wouldn't mind being the thing men looked at. Right now they look through me cos I look fat. I'm not, much, but I do have big tits and shirts to fit them hang off the rest of me.
Why don't they make clothes for WOMEN? It if fits my hips, it's loose on the waist. If it fits the tits the rest is lost completely. And why are big tits only supposed to be attached to big women? I'm 5'4, not 5'10.

 

[cloudy]

I wouldn't mind being the thing men looked at. Right now they look through me cos I look fat. I'm not, much, but I do have big tits and shirts to fit them hang off the rest of me.
Why don't they make clothes for WOMEN? It if fits my hips, it's loose on the waist. If it fits the tits the rest is lost completely. And why are big tits only supposed to be attached to big women? I'm 5'4, not 5'10.

There is an opposite problem, as well. I have a helluva time finding pants long enough. If they fit me in the hips, they're at least a couple of inches short.

 

[starrkers]

So that's why 3/4 length became so popular!
At least I can always cut 'em off or roll 'em up.

 

[gauchecritic]

There is an opposite problem, as well. I have a helluva time finding pants long enough. If they fit me in the hips, they're at least a couple of inches short.

doesn't only apply to girlies. If I find the right size waist the hips are baggy as fuck. And don't talk to me about undercrackers.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I wouldn't mind being the thing men looked at. Right now they look through me cos I look fat. I'm not, much, but I do have big tits and shirts to fit them hang off the rest of me.

Mmmmm...

I'll be totally straight up with you, Starrkers. If my eyes appear to be looking through you, it's really because they're actually undressing you.

This oppression of zaftig, voluptuous, curvy, busty women will not stand, I tell you!

 

[SlickTony]

Eh, everybody has problems. I have to wear a size 5 in a gi, in order for the tunic to be the right size. This means that I have to put a 5" hem in the trousers. My son wears a 4. It fits him OK, except that the trousers are what they used to call "high-water" pants--they are high enough to expose his ankles. He is 6' tall and weighs around 140. His dad mock-grumbles because he had very similar dimensions when he was that age, and his female relatives were always going on about how undernourished he looked, whereas, girls are always looking at our son when we go somewhere. Day before yesterday we were being seated in Cracker Barrel, and the hostess was telling us what a beautiful young man he was.

The one thing in the beauty department that no one wants to forgive is an inadequate hip-to-waist ratio. Unfortunately, even when I was thin, I never had that much waist. I'd love to have an hourglass figure. My mother had one--although at her present age it's not so much in evidence. When she was younger, she always had a slim waist, no matter what her weight was doing. I was so disappointed when I reached puberty and didn't get a figure like that.

 

[amicus]

I suppose that nature and reality are cruel reminders, dunno.

You can do the google yourself, but researchers over the past thirty years have made a world wide survey of what people find attractive and sexual about other people. In country after country, in general, even including ethnic differences, they have reduced the ratio of breast to waist to hip to simple and pure mathematics.

Symmetry, youth and health are the functioning factors in all equasions at all times and in all places for all humanity.

Yes...there are Ruben's like exceptions, but they are just that, exceptions and not the rule.

And I didn't make the 'rule', I am only the messenger. I you shoot me, aim well cuz you don't get a second shot.


amicus...