WAHHHHHH, I need a massage...

[lobito]

Please won't you help me? I can't even turn my neck very far without it hurting a bit.

Any and all inquiries will be considered.

Thanks,
Lo

 

[Rambling Rose]

What have you been doing to get yourself into such a mess, Lo?

 

[lobito]

What have you been doing to get yourself into such a mess, Lo?

I'll never tell. uh uh, not me.

 

[J.B.]

awww...

Poor guy! Here I'll give you a massage...
JB

 

[lobito]

and I didn't even have to bare my azz? thanks JB.

 

[lisalove]

even though you're number 2, you try harder...so i'll give you a whole rub-down. Want me to start at the top or the bottom?

 

[J.B.]

and I didn't even have to bare my azz? thanks JB.

lol!
You know massages are better when you take off your clothes...
I just want you to feel better...
JB

 

[lobito]

even though you're number 2, you try harder...so i'll give you a whole rub-down. Want me to start at the top or the bottom?

try what harder? I've given up trying harder.

Stripping and ready for my rubdowns, ladies.

 

[JazzManJim]

As good a guy as you are, I'll hook you up with a neckrub. I do a damned good job.

 

[lobito]

woohooooooo! A hand job from Jimmy!

You sure you can fit it in, with all those tongue baths you've got to give today?

 

[JazzManJim]

Yeah, I think I can manage to work it in, smart aleck.

 

[unclej]

but is it only a coincidence that two days ago there was a thread about autofellatio? hmmnnnnn......

 

[Cibo]

I've had that happen to be before. Woke up two mornings a while ago and had such a stiff neck that I could not even move it an inch or two to either direction without pain. Damn that sucked. Lasted all day too.

 

[lobito]

but is it only a coincidence that two days ago there was a thread about autofellatio? hmmnnnnn......

Yep, just a coincidence. I was actually laying in bed this morning, on my stomach, watching TV, and my neck popped. I'm not one of those people who can whip their head around and snap it back into place just like that. It only works with a massage.

I didn't even see that thread to be honest with you. Nice try though.