Votes: How many, how fast?

[cheerful_deviant]

Cloudy, meet Bob. He'll be your stalker for the next month.

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Bob is 47 and lives with his mother just outside of Cleveland. Bob likes College comedies from the 80's, beef jerky, polka music, and has the biggest collection of taxidermed guinea pigs in Ohio. He is a very competent and dedicated stalker, and he takes his mission very seriously. We here at StalkMe Inc can assure you that Bob will show up on your doorstep when you least expect it.

You forgot: Bob also drives a '85 Ford Escort station wagon with a drivers door that is held on with duct tape. He also works at the gun/knife section at Wal-Mart.

 

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[cheerful_deviant]

It's a little staggering--Sock Love is doing better than anything else I've posted. 44 votes, 4.86 average and 16 PCs. The rest of them average from 22-35 votes, with scores from 4.46-4.88, and the second highest number of PCs is 5.

I guess there are more folks out there interested in the secret life of socks than I ever thought!

I've only gotten 2 PCs on my currnet one, and almost no feedback.

(Was that a patheticlly obvious attempt at getting feedback? )

 

[rgraham666]

It's a little staggering--Sock Love is doing better than anything else I've posted. 44 votes, 4.86 average and 16 PCs. The rest of them average from 22-35 votes, with scores from 4.46-4.88, and the second highest number of PCs is 5.

I guess there are more folks out there interested in the secret life of socks than I ever thought!

I never knew sock were so interesting. Thanks for enlightening me.

 

[wishfulthinking]

I just thought to click on 100+ because I like to do some wishful thinking every now and then

I was a bit upset I didn't have a stalker until I realised the calibre of Liar's potential candidates. Now I'm just plain scared.

 

[thebullet]

Location....

Location, location, location!!!!


If you are looking for votes, locate your story in the Loving Wives section or the Erotic Couplings Section or the NonConsent Section.

For the love of God, avoid the romance section at all costs!

And I'm not buying any more real estate in the Reviews and Essays section any time soon, I'll tell ya'.

I suspect some of the other categories might also attract views and votes - certainly incest, Christ, our cup overfloweth with incest stories; but also interracial, I'd bet.

On the other hand - for high scores go Romance or write a Novella. Those fuckin' people will vote high for any damn thing.