Voters to Decide Makeup of Congress

[Lasher]

This is actually a headline on the news section of Iwon.com's homepage.

Voters to Decide Makeup of Congress

I am dumbfounded by their insight.

Rumor has it they've got an investigative piece coming soon that will reveal that cheese is an integral component of the cheeseburger.

 

[tortoise]

This just in: Statistics show that a staggering percentage of employed people have jobs.

 

[DevilMayCare]

I think Max Factor works just fine.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I voted for more rouge on McCain

 

[LukkyKnight]

Honest to goodness quotes from CNN's current election stories:

Republicans John Warner of Virginia and Thad Cochran of Mississippi, who both ran unopposed, are the projected winners of fifth terms.

CNN also is projecting Democratic wins for Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry, who ran unopposed for a fourth term...