Vomit flavored jelly beans

[Cirrus]

NEVER, NEVER EVER NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO eat random jelly beans. There are these Harry Potter jelly beans that someone fooled me with tonight that are made by Jelly Belly, and if you know anything about Jelly Bellys they are nothing short of totally realistic. The HP ones have vomit, ear wax, sardine and other flavors....and believe me when I tell you the vomit ones are also very realistic. So realistic, in fact, that I almost did vomit.

Beware strangers (or friends) bringing random candy. That is my public service announcement for tonight.

 

[alexandraaah]

That is absolutely fucking disgusting.

And I have a high threshold.

 

[Cipher]

NEVER, NEVER EVER NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO eat random jelly beans. There are these Harry Potter jelly beans that someone fooled me with tonight that are made by Jelly Belly, and if you know anything about Jelly Bellys they are nothing short of totally realistic. The HP ones have vomit, ear wax, sardine and other flavors....and believe me when I tell you the vomit ones are also very realistic. So realistic, in fact, that I almost did vomit.

Beware strangers (or friends) bringing random candy. That is my public service announcement for tonight.

Ohh i heard about those..they're supposed to be like the
Bertie Bott's every flavor beans from the HP movie...damn..that's some scandalous shit right there..

 

[Laurel]

That is the scariest thing I've read here in at least two days.

 

[dreamer]

COOL!!!!

Ever since reading the first HP book I was hoping they'd make the every flavour beans. WOOWOO, now off to find them!

Oh...sorry you had to eat one for me to find out...

 

[Private Vasquez]

don't forget about the Booger ones.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm more worried about earwax. I'm vaguely disturbed at the notion. It's kind of like sour candy in a way.

 

[OpposingBalance]

OMG
Are you serious?
Thats soooooooo gross, lol.
Where can I pick some of those up?
I have a few friends....lol.

 

[naudiz]

Note to self, do not take a job with Jelly Belly taste-testing new flavors. Brr.

 

[Rhys]

Note to self, do not take a job with Jelly Belly taste-testing new flavors. Brr.

Well I liked the popcorn ones

but ...I dunno...I am thinking snail flavored would be pretty bad as well...

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Well I liked the popcorn ones

but ...I dunno...I am thinking snail flavored would be pretty bad as well...

Nah, snail's all in the texture.

 

[TWB]

"Hmm. Earwax."

-Albus Dumbledore





(paraphrased).

 

[J.B.]

Well I liked the popcorn ones

but ...I dunno...I am thinking snail flavored would be pretty bad as well...

Funny.
And here I thought that they'd mistakenly labled the vomit flavored ones "popcorn"

really hate the tase of those suckers.

 

[penguindance]

 

[superlittlegirl]

I know where to get them. I've had them. They scare me.

You can find Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans at almost any chain store like K-Mart or Wal-Mart; check in the toy section as well as in the candy section. Your chances are 50/50 with both. I've also seen them in various craft and fabric stores on the weird impulse buying aisle.

Get some, and beware!

 

[Shaq]

Candy Corn still tastes worst....

 

[Cirrus]

After I ate the vomit one, my friend and I proceeded to eat the other "gross" flavors in the box. The only other one I had a problem with was sardine. Ear wax was just kind of bitter, booger was just salty, black pepper was well...peppery, dirt tasted like real dirt smells and grass was actually kind of good.

 

[patient1]

Nah, snail's all in the texture.

Similar to clam, don't you think?

 

[WickedAsianBabe]

Ewww! Well, that pretty sums it up for me!

 

[TWB]

Some surprises are not worth the wait.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

the buttered popcorn ones are close enough to vomit for me, ick!! In no way do they taste like a combination of Land O Lakes and Jiffy Pop.