Voice Request

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I'd like to hear someone describe their couch in detail
 
You are so matter-of-fact, you could talk about anything!

I wouldn't say I could talk about anything. I was once asked to read something that was written from a woman's point of view. I won't say what. Needless to say, I couldn't keep my shit together and stop laughing to get it out. :)
 
Oh how I miss this thread. BrokenRomantic, superb job describing such mundane things. You have a great voice, and wonderful sense of humor. I also agree with your reasoning for the square dishes. :):heart:
 
I wouldn't say I could talk about anything. I was once asked to read something that was written from a woman's point of view. I won't say what. Needless to say, I couldn't keep my shit together and stop laughing to get it out. :)
That would have been fun to hear. Read something that makes you laugh.
 
I would like to go on record against square dishes, despite the square v. round social mayhem that may ensue.

do you have square glasses in your cupboard? ;)

Oh the mayhem! :rolleyes: The bottoms of the glasses and the coffee mugs are square at the base, but round at the top. ;)
 
Well, I do try to be equal opportunity for both square and round kitchenware. ;)

I have rectangular spoons because the spoon section in my drawer is rectangular

I would like to have a line of erotic silverware, featuring cock-shaped spoons...feels good on the pallet
 
I have rectangular spoons because the spoon section in my drawer is rectangular

I would like to have a line of erotic silverware, featuring cock-shaped spoons...feels good on the pallet

Oh nice! I always thought water bottle tops shaped like breasts with nipples to suck would be a winner. We should go into business together!
 
This was a private request for someone and she suggested I post it. She wanted me to record three things I'd do to a woman on my couch. Here it is.

3 Things
 
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I would like someone to choose any rap or hip hop lyric or song section and speak it. Don't sing or try to rap it. Just speak it. The sillier the better.
 
Book exert - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ETLmCpR9FB Sorry for sounding so "gaspy."

I'd to hear someone describe the most beautiful sight they've ever seen.

Beautiful

That would have been fun to hear. Read something that makes you laugh.

Still working on this one. It's tough because though reading something might make me laugh because the material itself is quite funny, reading it aloud might not. That depends a lot on my mood, I think. I'll find something. :)
 
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