Vladimir Putin is a tiny man with a tinier penis and shriveled up balls.

[neci]

if you could say anything to putin, what would you say?

 

[Lady2020]

Fuck off and die.

 

[ll74]

I'd like to exchange my words for a bullet to the head, please.

 

[neci]

i would call him a child murderer.

 

[ll74]

i would call him a child murderer.

That's mild

 

[butters]

i'd hold my pointy finger up to his face, move it sharply up and back and say "No." in my best hermione voice.

 

[LongDraw]

If you're a Democrat, you offer him a playful Reset Button

 

[RobDownSouth]

if you could say anything to putin, what would you say?

Can we just fast forward this thing to the point where you shoot yourself in the bunker?

 

[Turnmeup]

Fuck off and die.

You took the words out of my mouth!

 

[Rainblow]

Stop trying to rebuild the Russian Empire by pretending to be a tsar and deluding yourself your doing it for Russia when it's obvious the only thing important to you is your power-hungry, paranoid self. Lay off the pain meds and see a doctor about the neurological and cognitive issues that are becoming more pronounced and harder to hide from the public eye. Lewy Body Dementia is a bitch, amirite?

 

[mayfly13]

Stop trying to rebuild the Russian Empire by pretending to be a tsar and deluding yourself your doing it for Russia when it's obvious the only thing important to you is your power-hungry, paranoid self. Lay off the pain meds and see a doctor about the neurological and cognitive issues that are becoming more pronounced and harder to hide from the public eye. Lewy Body Dementia is a bitch, amirite?

wow.
you're passionate about it.

 

[nowisthetime]

He's such a piece of work, old ass man, what has he got to prove? He should be chilling in his twilight years.

Never underestimate the will of the Ukrainian people, those folks don't want to get back under Russian rule.
These people are fighting to save their country, their freedom, and avoid execution/jail of their families.

 

[KeithD]

If you're a Democrat, you offer him a playful Reset Button

You know, I avoided putting your lying, sorry ass on ignore for too long now. Bye.

 

[pecksniff]

T'iy nyekulturn'iy!

 

[LongDraw]

You know, I avoided putting your lying, sorry ass on ignore for too long now. Bye.

It's funny because he responds as if I could care less. Bye

 

[Chernosoth]

He's such a piece of work, old ass man, what has he got to prove? He should be chilling in his twilight years.

That is more appropriate for much older politicians here.

 

[oggbashan]

T'iy nyekulturn'iy!

Go fuck your mother! (In Russian of course!)

He would have to dig her up.

 

[coati]

If you're a Democrat, you offer him a playful Reset Button

And if you're a Deplorable Republican, you call him a genius.

 

[LongDraw]

And if you're a Deplorable Republican, you call him a genius.

Yeah... Sure... Where did I call him a genius? Oh wait, that's right. Never. But you wouldn't know that because Democrats don't rely on facts, they manufacture them. Do us all a favor and please vote for Hillary again. We Basket of Deplorables could use a good laugh again. I bet Ukraine is laughing now too after you guaranteed them protection from Russia if they gave up their nukes.

https://static.politico.com/dims4/default/0499dfd/2147483647/resize/1160x/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-origin-images.politico.com%2Fnews%2F090306_clinton_297.jpg

 

[hobbit.]

Id ask him what it was like when he was president of the world judo federation, before they ditched him in disgust.
oh dear..

then remind him it was time to go fuck himself, hopefully leaving himself just enough time to fuck off and die.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

You know, I avoided putting your lying, sorry ass on ignore for too long now. Bye.

Actually, the button was an Emergency Stop unit:
http://thegreatrecession.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/HIllary_Clinton_Russia_Reset_Button_Image.jpg

 

[Bud_Spencer]

And if you're a Deplorable Republican, you call him a genius.

There is no inconguity to calling him a genius and believing he's a menace. I fact, it's wise to do so.

 

[coati]

Yeah... Sure... Where did I call him a genius? Oh wait, that's right. Never. But you wouldn't know that because Democrats don't rely on facts, they manufacture them. Do us all a favor and please vote for Hillary again. We Basket of Deplorables could use a good laugh again. I bet Ukraine is laughing now too after you guaranteed them protection from Russia if they gave up their nukes.

Fortunately NATO is gradually recovering from being publicly denigrated by the head Deplorable, the twice-impeached one-term U.S. President who held a celebration with Russian officials in 2016, and who bragged like a teen-aged girl about getting along "very well with Putin, because he says some very nice things about me".

Back to the thread topic, here is what I would say to Putin, "You no longer have a U.S. President who is your lap dog. You will be economically isolated and be recognized by all democracies as a murderous dictator."

 

[Bud_Spencer]

Fortunately NATO is gradually recovering from being publicly denigrated by the head Deplorable, the twice-impeached one-term U.S. President who held a celebration with Russian officials in 2016, and who bragged like a teen-aged girl about getting along "very well with Putin, because he says some very nice things about me".

Back to the thread topic, here is what I would say to Putin, "You no longer have a U.S. President who is your lap dog. You will be economically isolated and be recognized by all democracies as a murderous dictator."

It takes a big man to deny logic and facts to this extent. Bravo.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

Dearest Vladdy,

Remember Nuremburg.

Affectionately,

America