Virgins?

[mort]

What is it with the "personals" section? Every second postee claims to have a status of "Virgin:" !!!!
I understand we all have fantasies, but.....
Oh well, I'll just have to be satisfied with being the only average height, average weight, average looks, oversexed straight male on this site!!!

[Edited by mort on 02-06-2001 at 05:25 AM]

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Get in line, I think that applys to most of the people here, be they man, woman or alien.(Todd you naughty boy, why didn't you tell us your secret?) Everybody, of course except me. I'm still a good littly girl.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Pssst, Senor,

You want my sister, she's virgin. You want my mama, she's virgin too! My burro, she's virgin too!

 

[Never]

But I am a virgin. Really.

 

[Todd]

I am the true Literotica Virgin. There are none more like me. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Never]

Er, wait, what does that make me? I'm a Literotica Virgin as well...

Yes, Todd, there are none more like you. Thank goodness.
Then again, if those aliens and the Blue M&Ms ever get their way they'll create a clone army of Killer Todds.

Luckily I and my little 'manic' friend shall put a stop to that plan.. Yes, the sword of Damocles hangs above your head by the thin strand of my patience.

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[insert evil laughter]

 

[Todd]

Er, wait, what does that make me? I'm a Literotica Virgin as well...

Yes, Todd, there are none more like you. Thank goodness.
Then again, if those aliens and the Blue M&Ms ever get their way they'll create a clone army of Killer Todds.

Luckily I and my little 'manic' friend shall put a stop to that plan.. Yes, the sword of Damocles hangs above your head by the thin strand of my patience.

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[insert evil laughter]

did you know i am a very talented sword swallower and this is not the first time the sword will have dropped upon my head?

 

[jcgirl]

Todd, you have no idea the images that brings to ones mind

 

[Todd]

I can't help it if mom was the bearded lady and dad was the smelly man. so naturally I took to the arts, swordswallowing, I am currently trying to figure out how to to a flouresent tube. cause the thing is so fragile.