virgin improvements

[Stonedagger]

Well i figured you use any sexual content word and we will get lots of hits - this is a thread for all the virgins (like me) in the group to post their thoughts, desires, needs, and significant others' names!!
In other words just write shit down here and keep responding to each other and get rid of the stigmatism of VIRGIN!!!
Hope to see this thread surpass all others!!

See ya there!

 

[Stonedagger]

let me start

My significant other is Anya.
My thoughts - well let me think - if it is wet - make sure it is female first...
Coffee is necessary to combat the evil of too much alcohol - of course not drinking would be better but ...

 

[Stonedagger]

oh well

One would think that people LIKE being virgins!!!
Not me - sex is too much fun - especially with more than you left hand!! LOL!!!

 

[Stonedagger]

i know i hear voices but...

I still thinking talking to myself is weird... of course they save that one always chooses the most intelligent one in the area to talk to - so since no one else is talking I guess that means I am the MOST intelligent!!

 

[Stonedagger]

continues to have a monologue

ho humm - simply passing the time - also - i should change the title of this thread to Monologue with myself - I could think of more enjoyable things to do with myself!! LOL

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Todd is still a virgin...

I was in the same boat as you.
I have been written off as the village idiot (which works well for me since I have the shrter row to hoe, so to speak).
I'll talk to you, but you may get tarred and feathered,
guilt by association and all...

Keep on posting...

 

[Stonedagger]

whew!!

Tarring and feathering may actual be fun - as long as you helped me get untarred after! LOL
you know the only way to get hot tar off is a dip in the hot springs - and the clothes i had on would be completely ruined!!
Besides the short the row the more fun I could have with the chieftains daughter!!!

 

[Stonedagger]

well??

Any more to post????

 

[Todd]

I keep posting and posting and I can't loose my virginity

 

[Stonedagger]

todd

You just have to lighten up there are a world full of sexually exploitable wome - er I mean sexually active women!! LOL!!
I just saw your pic on the one thread - women will beg for that!!

 

[MysteryJKR]

im still a virgin, dont mind a bit though.

I dont know what else to say..... i also dont know why stonedagger has 90 percent of the replies. lol

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Mystery said it best for me too... this little virgin here

 

[Satanus]

Virgin? VIRGIN?!

I am the God of Hellfire! What is the meaning of this outrage?

This shall not go unpunished...

 

[MysteryJKR]

this little virgin here

and your the cutest little virgin i ever did see. hehe. *hugs*

 

[Problem Child]

Virgins over the age of 18 are definitely a bad thing.

They are depriving the world of sex. They should all be stripped naked and thrown in a room together with lots of alcohol and weed and big soft pillows and lava lamps and Barry White CD's.

They would be let out only when the last one is thoroughly fucked.

It should be a government program. Your tax dollars at work.

 

[Stonedagger]

I knew it

If i was studying psych i would have enough to write a good thesis here - use sexual words get lots of views but little response!!


To all the real 'Virgins' I applaud you- the world would be a better place if we truly loved first - of course I never made it -but I was always too eager to get at the ....(mammal with a flat tail and big front teeth) Anyways Good for you. Don't let anyone tell you different - if they give you shit - let em talk to me!
Ciao