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[juanjsojr]

storys

I like reading alot storys I don't like reading lesbians because not only they are boring I just haven't found one that is good excting and good. good thing when I am married I will find one girl that will not be bi and just have a normal life and good kids one time I almost chose my life to gay but I change my mind because having a real family is better then having adoted kids the only thing I have a problem with lesbians is that some are just rude and afread to have a guy as a friend

 

[SnoopDog]

Your too precious.

*crawling around, using his most hideous voice, spitting a lot*

Give it too us. It's ours.
My own.
My love.
My precccccccccccccioussssssssss !!!!

Snoopy, sorry had to do it

 

[cloudy]

Thanks, Snoopy.....gollum's always good for a grin.

 

[Liar]

Re: I'm not one

huh.

 

[SnoopDog]

Thanks, Snoopy.....gollum's always good for a grin.

Your very welcome cloudy.

Snoopy, what are taters, precious???

 

[cloudy]

Re: Re: I'm not one

I had no idea that 'sick' was a verb.

LMAO!

Thanks!

 

[Liar]

Re: Re: Re: I'm not one

LMAO!

Thanks!

Hey, I actually deleted my post, since it's not nice to make fun of a dude's english skills. I'll make fun of his opinions instead, if you don't mind.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Juan, do you want to make the original question again, but this time using commas and periods in order to make it - i don't know - readable?

 

[cloudy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm not one

Hey, I actually deleted my post, since it's not nice to make fun of a dude's english skills. I'll make fun of his opinions instead, if you don't mind.

Don't think it'll be too hard.......not for you, anway.

Hey, I'm a "Guru" now!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm not one

Don't think it'll be too hard.......not for you, anway.

Hey, I'm a "Guru" now!

Congratulations.

Where shall we send the virgins? You didn't fill in the home address field on the registration form...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: storys

I like reading alot storys I don't like reading lesbians because not only they are boring I just haven't found one that is good excting and good. good thing when I am married I will find one girl that will not be bi and just have a normal life and good kids one time I almost chose my life to gay but I change my mind because having a real family is better then having adoted kids the only thing I have a problem with lesbians is that some are just rude and afread to have a guy as a friend

Juan dearest, one must open their eyes to the ways of the world. Dont be upset because of one girl, she obviously wasn't the one for you.
Sexuality is ours to explore.
I must suggest that you no longer read stories in catagories that you find offensive. It stresses all of us.
Now to say some lesbians are rude isn't fair either, a lot of straight people are rude as well. That would be like me saying that hispanics are ignorant because they speak their own language in front of others, in a country where the main language is english.
Now getting back to you, have you written anything new yet??

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Is your name anonymous?

This message contains feedback for: lucky-E-leven
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This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

you are one sick fuck stupid lesbo good thing many people mistreat you pigs every where you sick pigs are going to burn in hell good thing my kids will be raise to hate faggots and you pigs no way they will ended up being a faggot or a bitch like you who parents didn't raise right a dick and a pussy is alot better then sucking a bitch pussy and a faggot dick


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This is my official reply to this piece of anonymous feedback:

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you so much for taking the time to read my story and send me feedback. It is always a joy receiving messages from my fans and I'm just tickled pink that you liked it! Thank goodness I'm able to read between the lines, because most people that receive a note like yours would take it badly. But we've developed something special, you and I, and this is the third one I've received from you. *blushing* Please know that I think it is very flattering. I'm even tempted to write another story that includes.....wait for it....brace yourself...bitch pussy AND faggot dick. I might even go so far as putting you on my *first alert* mailing list so that you can get a sneak preview of it before everyone else.

I'm glad to hear that you plan on raising your family right. If you like, I could even dedicate my next story, LEZBOS IN LUST to the little tikes! Wouldn't that be a treat for the baby book?

You make such fine points, Anon. I too am glad that people mistreat us pigs everywhere. I love being mistreated and I can't think of many things that get my panties wetter. Well this is running a bit long and being the pig that I am, I must away to eat the hell out of some bitch pussy. Thanks again for writing and let me know if you'd like to be on my special mailing list.

Sincerely,
sick fuck stupid lesbo (a.k.a. ~lucky)

p.s. In the event that you don't get a reply to your next lovely letter, it's probably because I'm busy burning in hell. But don't worry for me sweetie, I like it HOT!

 

[pop_54]

Re: I'm not one

I am a guy and I hate lesbians they just sick

I had sex with a woman once juan... does that make me a lesbian... the only thing I remember being sick was my willy... it must have been all the shaking about.


Nite joe.

(My first)

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm not one

Hey, I actually deleted my post, since it's not nice to make fun of a dude's english skills. I'll make fun of his opinions instead, if you don't mind.

I should jolly well think so too Liar... damn it he can't help being a Johnny foreigner after all's said and done.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is your name anonymous?

This message contains feedback for: lucky-E-leven
About the submission: ***
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

you are one sick fuck stupid lesbo good thing many people mistreat you pigs every where you sick pigs are going to burn in hell good thing my kids will be raise to hate faggots and you pigs no way they will ended up being a faggot or a bitch like you who parents didn't raise right a dick and a pussy is alot better then sucking a bitch pussy and a faggot dick


* * *

This is my official reply to this piece of anonymous feedback:

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you so much for taking the time to read my story and send me feedback. It is always a joy receiving messages from my fans and I'm just tickled pink that you liked it! Thank goodness I'm able to read between the lines, because most people that receive a note like yours would take it badly. But we've developed something special, you and I, and this is the third one I've received from you. *blushing* Please know that I think it is very flattering. I'm even tempted to write another story that includes.....wait for it....brace yourself...bitch pussy AND faggot dick. I might even go so far as putting you on my *first alert* mailing list so that you can get a sneak preview of it before everyone else.

I'm glad to hear that you plan on raising your family right. If you like, I could even dedicate my next story, LEZBOS IN LUST to the little tikes! Wouldn't that be a treat for the baby book?

You make such fine points, Anon. I too am glad that people mistreat us pigs everywhere. I love being mistreated and I can't think of many things that get my panties wetter. Well this is running a bit long and being the pig that I am, I must away to eat the hell out of some bitch pussy. Thanks again for writing and let me know if you'd like to be on my special mailing list.

Sincerely,
sick fuck stupid lesbo (a.k.a. ~lucky)

p.s. In the event that you don't get a reply to your next lovely letter, it's probably because I'm busy burning in hell. But don't worry for me sweetie, I like it HOT!

God woman!!!!!!!! you turn me on.....

 

[Liar]

Is your name anonymous?

This message contains feedback for: lucky-E-leven
About the submission: ***
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

you are one sick fuck stupid lesbo good thing many people mistreat you pigs every where you sick pigs are going to burn in hell good thing my kids will be raise to hate faggots and you pigs no way they will ended up being a faggot or a bitch like you who parents didn't raise right a dick and a pussy is alot better then sucking a bitch pussy and a faggot dick


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Oh damn, I just GOTTA write me some lesbian stories. I'm missing out on so much hate....

...and what ABS said.

#L

 

[pop_54]

God woman!!!!!!!! you turn me on.....

You and me both sweetheart... you and me both Get down boy... down!!

 

[neonlyte]

Blimey, I've done two things wrong today.

I posted a lesbian story and its got parenthases in the dialogue.

Boy am I in trouble.

NL

 

[The_Fool]

I always wanted to be a lesbian when I grew up....*sigh*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

my mother was a lesbian my father wasn't

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.

~lucky

 

[Lauren Hynde]

"My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was Lesbian. That makes me quarter Lesbian"
-- Eric Cartman

 

[CharleyH]

"My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was Lesbian. That makes me quarter Lesbian"
-- Eric Cartman

LOL

 

[pop_54]

We had a female dog (Bitch, there I said it), that we think was a lesbian... she used to lay in front of the fire licking her cunt sometimes... mind you she licked her arse as well... but she wasn't a queer.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

she was just a teasing bitch.