Vicks

[warmdatush]

Can vicks vsapor rub be used to massage nipples and the clit and what effects does it have ?

 

[Learin]

Nipples can be safe, but I doubt any Vicks anywhere near your vagina will have the "desired" effects. This pregnant mother wrote her experience.... aaaaaaaand it was a bit funny, of not delightful.



NO NAMES PLEASE
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION….
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT….
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PUT CHILLI OIL OR VICKS (YEAH THE SMELLY STUFF) ANYWHERE I REPEAT ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR VAGINA!

THIS COMES TO YOU VIA ME THE POOR SUCKER…. SITTING IN THE MATERNITY UNIT WITH MY A$$ AND SAID VAGINA BOILING THE ICE BUCKET IM SITTING IN.
I WANT TO GO BACK TO PEELING MY RAW EGGS (THAT WAS YESTERDAYS BABY BRAIN)

Im actually laughing…. could be the pain…. could be the stupidity…. could even be the pain relief…. but anyways… just DONT DO IT!

34 weeks pregnant...

DAY ONE OF THE GREAT BURNT BADGER

Ok soooooooooo i hate chilli HATE IT…. but we have a chilli plant (HAD A PLANT…. I AM BURNING THAT EVIL DEMONIC BASTARD THING IF IF I EVER RECOVER) Im picking the poxy little things for the MR to pickle (he just looooooooooves the asshole to burn APPARENTLY well thats what i think) i picked these tiny pathetic little lava suckers…. get in the house and sneeze…. shit shit shit waddle waddle waddle i need to peeeeeeeee waddle waddle DONT LEAK DONT LEAK…. yes made it… omg soooooooooo good….. and wipe…. holy freaking shit balls mother fooker god damn im seeing stars the pains intense…. i scream…. hubby comes and gets me and puts me onto the bed…. im screaming and frashing about begging for something anything to stop the burn….. he gets a cold flannel…. it helps…. then Mr says ill put some vaseline on it…. in his rush he grabbed vicks…. he smoothers it on…. the shit just slides off as its too hot down stairs to stick BUT it does mat into my nice little mound of lady flufff the stuffs like superglue in cotton wool…..

I am now laying/tossing/thrashing about in bed and have a twat that is burned to the buggery, matted lady fluff thats like a little bush on fire (wish chilli bush was on fire) and i am too scared to pee…. mind due it would probably be cooler than i think…. my bumhole is just as hot…. Ever tried walking to a car with the demonic hell fire pits raging through your groin????!!!!! My legs were spread that damn wide trying to get a cool breeze the neighbours and all saw me wheeled out via the ambulance men again suprised they fitted me through the door as my legs still spread…. mind due the neighbours know my vag was on fire… i was quite vocal about it…. im going to have to move i think…..
The rate i am going i could probably write a book….

Im calling it
Baby brain fook ups and burnt badger




There's an entire article somewhere on this thing. You could look it up if you're interested.

 

[phil_o]

not

not sure you can massage anything with Vicks, it's far to thick, if you are looking at something to put on that will sting, heat up the skin then Vicks will do that although I wouldn't put it anywhere near a womans flange piece.

If you want to heat up down there a little toothpaste in your mouth and go down on her......

 

[Ewobbit]

Not recommended.

Pop a mentholated cough drop in your mouth instead.

 

[twister947]

Try it on/in your own ass first. I am not being snarky, here...don't introduce irritants until you know the outcome, as nearly as possible.

 

[MeekMe]

Can vicks vsapor rub be used to massage nipples and the clit and what effects does it have ?

Well, of course you can do this. It's not recommended to do so. Different people have different reactions, so do a small test if you're really curious. For some people it could be cooling and feel nice, for others it might feel like burning of the worst kind.

And as for the intense pain stuff, there are people into that. Chili oil on bits or figging comes to mind. YMMV.

Edited to add: you probably won't feel much on your nipples until you try to clean it off.