Vibrating Clit Pump

[Never]

Has anyone tried these?

What do you think? They sound offly sketchy to me.

 

[HeavyStick]

looks interesting

http://www.cupidsconnextion.com/img/toys/vibclitpump.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Sure have. Use it in the garage to sand the rust off metal. Go with a 120 grit sandpaper to start.

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

I suppose if a woman who looked like that was interested in me, I could overlook a scrotum.

But that's not the point of this thread.

 

[Jim_Henson]

You could overlook the cock attached to the scrotum too?

You are a better man, ahem, woman than I.

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't understand what the pump part does. Make your clit look like a hotdog? What was wrong with the old fashioned vibes? Is a sucky sybian the next wonder product?

 

[SlickTony]

Looks like a lot of trouble to go to, and like most toys, probably costs the earth. What's it supposed to do?

 

[superlittlegirl]

OK, I'm going to expose myself as a creative freak here. I sorta approximated this item (before I even knew that it existed) by putting my snake-bite-kit-suction-thingie on my clit and then putting my Hitachi Magic Wand on that. Sounds kind of weird, I know, but the intense suction of the snakebite kit really is a nice complement to the intense vibration of the Magic Wand. I personally would eschew the commercially available gadget, but only because it is pink. It's a good idea, though.

You can get a snakebite kit at any Wal-Mart or such store, for under $3. Plus, it's a really butch way to get off, which I happen to like. Also, the Hitachi Magic Wand is the best sex-toy/power-tool hybrid that's out there.

Freya

 

[Never]

It’s not that expensive.
The suction is just another sensation. Some clits like to be sucked on.

 

[HeavyStick]

nice mental picture

 

[superlittlegirl]

The issue is not expense with me either, I just happen to enjoy the creative pursuit of inventive forms of pleasure.

It’s not that expensive.
The suction is just another sensation. Some clits like to be sucked on.

 

[Never]

So, you've tried it?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Well, I have not tried the pink device that is hawked by a pneumatic blonde.

But, the principle of clit suction+vibration.....yes, I've tried it and I quite like it.

 

[Never]

Very interesting. Perhaps I will make that my next gift to myself.

 

[superlittlegirl]

You really should treat yourself. It's a lovely sensation.

I did happen to peek into your vibrator thread, and I have to extoll the virtues of the Hitachi Magic Wand even though I know you're not looking for a plug-in model.

Actually, I was just at Toys In Babeland's site (www.babeland.com), and they recommend a device called Dr. Vibe for similar "oomph" as the Magic Wand-- with a cordless rechargable feature. Maybe give that a try?

Very interesting. Perhaps I will make that my next gift to myself.

 

[superlittlegirl]

these actually look pretty good....

http://www.stockroom.com/b365.htm

 

[Never]

I appreciate your suggestions. The beaver will actually be my first vibrator and I want to get a handle on that before I move on to something more powerful. At this moment, I don’t know what I’m comfortable with but the pump does sound interesting.

~edit~
Wrong word.

 

[Laurel]

OK, I'm going to expose myself as a creative freak here. I sorta approximated this item (before I even knew that it existed) by putting my snake-bite-kit-suction-thingie on my clit and then putting my Hitachi Magic Wand on that. Sounds kind of weird, I know, but the intense suction of the snakebite kit really is a nice complement to the intense vibration of the Magic Wand. I personally would eschew the commercially available gadget, but only because it is pink. It's a good idea, though.

You can get a snakebite kit at any Wal-Mart or such store, for under $3. Plus, it's a really butch way to get off, which I happen to like. Also, the Hitachi Magic Wand is the best sex-toy/power-tool hybrid that's out there.

Are you related to that MacGyver dude?

 

[NightFlier]

Inexpensive homemade sex toys might be an interesting idea for a thread. You should share more of your expertise superlittlegirl.

 

[Never]

Laurel:
"Are you related to that MacGyver dude?"

I wonder if she can build me a nice double strap-on using only toothpicks and a roll of duct tape?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Are you related to that MacGyver dude?

You'd be amazed at what I can do with a bottle of lube and a roll of duct tape.

Edited to say....
(Fuck, Never! This is what I get for posting a reply before I read the rest, right? At least we're on the same wavelength...)

 

[superlittlegirl]

Once I read a really funny post in the how-to forum about how to make a male masturbating device from a plantain skin. Not really my style, but a good leaping point for other innovations, eh?

Inexpensive homemade sex toys might be an interesting idea for a thread. You should share more of your expertise superlittlegirl.

 

[NightFlier]

I used to know a guy who recommended a sock with the end pulled through and packed with vaseline

 

[SlickTony]

Actually, I always thought those water filled tube thingies that you see in places like Natural Wonders had their possibilities. However, they'd have to be made of a lot sturdier material before they'd be practical. My son had one of those things and it sprung a leak. He was just playing with it in the manner that was intended, letting it slip through his hand over and over--had he been doing that with it, it would have popped sooner.