keeblercrumb
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Today is Veterans Day holiday, Remembrance Day in the UK (aka the Great Slaughter in Flanders) (or the war that had no reason….)
If you haven’t been paying attention to my posts…. Like Amicus, for instance…. You may not know that in Russia, where I am living and working, we are given to having a vodka chug-a-lug on any occasion. And today, not a holiday in Russia, I purchased and helped drink significant quantities of vodka and cognac and wine and beer (aka… vodka chaser)…. And here is what went down….
Being a half-vast student of history…. I offered in the finest Russian tradition… the following third toast….
What? You don’t understand the third toast? Well……. For everyone in Russia, (except for the air force which I may choose to explain on another occasion…) the Third toast…. Is ALWAYS for the beautiful women for which we work and live.
Perhaps….. in the PC world which I left, this is considered sexist or something…. But it is a failing I learned to live with… and love. Hey….. any woman who does not want to be told she is beautiful and important, as only a woman can be, well…. I understand, but forgive me.
But this is my third toast….. the traditional toast to beautiful women....
Being the third toast, we had already had the toast to remembering the soldiers who answered their Nation's call and for whom many paid the ultimate price….. including my brother Chuck…… And put on the uniform and offered their very lives in the defense of their country…. I said….
“Everyone knows that a woman is more beautiful when she smiles…. And we have already toasted the men who put on the uniform and offer their lives for their country….. So my toast… is for the leaders of our countries who may be wise enough to not make them do it…. And so they will live….. and they will leave the smiles on women, their mothers…. their lovers….. their wives….And make them more Beautiful…. Here is to the Beautiful Women….”
This was my toast on this evening, in the middle of Russia, November 12, 2007.
-KC
If you haven’t been paying attention to my posts…. Like Amicus, for instance…. You may not know that in Russia, where I am living and working, we are given to having a vodka chug-a-lug on any occasion. And today, not a holiday in Russia, I purchased and helped drink significant quantities of vodka and cognac and wine and beer (aka… vodka chaser)…. And here is what went down….
Being a half-vast student of history…. I offered in the finest Russian tradition… the following third toast….
What? You don’t understand the third toast? Well……. For everyone in Russia, (except for the air force which I may choose to explain on another occasion…) the Third toast…. Is ALWAYS for the beautiful women for which we work and live.
Perhaps….. in the PC world which I left, this is considered sexist or something…. But it is a failing I learned to live with… and love. Hey….. any woman who does not want to be told she is beautiful and important, as only a woman can be, well…. I understand, but forgive me.
But this is my third toast….. the traditional toast to beautiful women....
Being the third toast, we had already had the toast to remembering the soldiers who answered their Nation's call and for whom many paid the ultimate price….. including my brother Chuck…… And put on the uniform and offered their very lives in the defense of their country…. I said….
“Everyone knows that a woman is more beautiful when she smiles…. And we have already toasted the men who put on the uniform and offer their lives for their country….. So my toast… is for the leaders of our countries who may be wise enough to not make them do it…. And so they will live….. and they will leave the smiles on women, their mothers…. their lovers….. their wives….And make them more Beautiful…. Here is to the Beautiful Women….”
This was my toast on this evening, in the middle of Russia, November 12, 2007.
-KC