Veteran To Get New Dick!

[JackLuis]

Afghanistan veteran set to receive first US penis transplant from Johns Hopkins surgeons

Johns Hopkins University doctors are preparing for what would be the first US penis transplant, a procedure that could potentially help hundreds of wounded veterans.

A Johns Hopkins spokeswoman confirmed a New York Times report that the first such operation was planned for a soldier who suffered genital injuries in a bomb blast in Afghanistan.

The 12-hour operation would involve the stitching together of nerves and blood vessels and could restore urinary function and over time, the ability to have sex.

Because the procedure would restore only the penis and not the testes, the patient would not be able to have biological children, according to the report.

According to the Times, more than 1,367 soldiers suffered injury to their genitals between 2001 and 2013 in Iraq or Afghanistan.

 

[Handley_Page]

Afghanistan veteran set to receive first US penis transplant from Johns Hopkins surgeons

I hope it works, for his sake

 

[NOIRTRASH]

That's good news, as too many of them are pussies.

 

[SusanJillParker]

As we age, with our minds still strong, I wonder if it will be possible to get a body transplant.

"She has a fabulous body but her face looks old, even after plastic surgery."

 

[legerdemer]

Bad taste alert

I had no idea there was a squadron of eunuchs in service to Uncle Sam!

Gawd, that was in such bad taste! I know, I know.

:caning:

 

[Handley_Page]

I had no idea there was a squadron of eunuchs in service to Uncle Sam!

Gawd, that was in such bad taste! I know, I know.

:caning:

I fear you got that rather in error:-

I had no idea there was a squadron of eunuchs formerly in the service of Uncle Sam!


It is worthy of note that there have been several in the service of HM Queen Elizabeth.

 

[TxRad]

Two questions cross my mind. Who is donating or where are they harvesting these parts for this worthy cause? And does the Vet get his choice of size, model, and color?

I see a half dozen plot bunnies hopping around those questions.

 

[Handley_Page]

Two questions cross my mind. Who is donating or where are they harvesting these parts for this worthy cause? And does the Vet get his choice of size, model, and color?

I see a half dozen plot bunnies hopping around those questions.

Including some humour, I think.

It's not a new one. see HERE

"Percy" with Hywell Bennet.