Very important message on aftercare, please read

[Etoile]

Dear Troll-of-the-Month Club.

We are very disappointed in the quality of our latest trolls. You used to send us quality trolls, that were great fun to slice and dice and then grill over a slow fire. Then you started sending us GB rejects and schizophrenic tarts with more boobs than brains. At least with the Brinnie model, we had fun playing "guess who's got the Brinnie password this week!" Lately, you've been sending us cheezy white supremacists and to add insult to injury, we had to share them with the rest of Lit! But this latest troll is more of a pathetic troll wannabe; a pale imitation of real Troll energy. It's as if you've replaced my morning OJ with orange kool-aid! I suspect the latest twit you sent us is merely a recycled GB reject. It would be stupendous if you sent us a troll worthy of the rapier wit and sarcastic rejoinder the denizens of this forum have become known for.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

*spew*

Please advise who I send the bill to for cleaning the diet soda out of the laptop...

 

[Etoile]

After making it back to civilization Aron was air lifted to a hospital for emergency care and iv's of fluids. He was later transferred to another hospital where surgeons spent many hours operating on his arm. He stayed in the hospital for several days recuperating.

Aha! Proof positive that he DID need aftercare. The arm-sawing, extricating, and hiking to find others were still during the scene. When the scene was over and he no longer needed to keep his wits about him, I bet he collapsed like Raggedy Ann.

 

[Etoile]

Aftercare is for the weak.
You do not need it to function.

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