Vent your spleen here!

[Purrde Flower]

Ever wanted to say something to someone in RL but your better nature tells you not to so you hold back? Or it's just the wrong place or wrong person to vent on?

I am a frustrated person. The person I want to go off on the most LIVES with me! She is a heifer (screw anyone who doesnt like my termolog-whatever). She constantly nags and nags. I don't mind doing things around the house at all. I do them all the time. But it TOTALY ticks me off when she walks by something .. sees that it is wrong or something.. Then walks half way across the house and yells at me to fix it. WTF! She was RIGHT there not more than 3 seconds ago! *sigh* grr.. I hate that.

 

[Cerberus666]

I didn't know my wife moved in with you. Keep her I don't want her lazy ass anyway.

 

[bknight2602]

Sounds like you need a new room mate!

 

[islandman]

dear gawd, I know your room-mate!

 

[superlittlegirl]

I'd vent my spleen but I'm afraid of what would happen when all that bile spilled into my abdominal cavity. I think you could die from that.

 

[islandman]

I'd vent my spleen but I'm afraid of what would happen when all that bile spilled into my abdominal cavity. I think you could die from that.

And it would attract Olivianna. She's got a thing for spleens, that one.

 

[Cerberus666]

I'd vent my spleen but I'm afraid of what would happen when all that bile spilled into my abdominal cavity. I think you could die from that.

naw, just put some Robatusin on it, you'll be fine.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Olivianna's cranuim is damn sexy. I don't know if I should go to those lengths to attract her attention, though. I bet a simple PM would work just as well.

And it would attract Olivianna. She's got a thing for spleens, that one.

 

[M.A.Thompson]

I'd vent my spleen but I'm afraid of what would happen when all that bile spilled into my abdominal cavity. I think you could die from that.

There is no bile in your spleen. Bile is made in your liver, stored in your gall bladder and secreted into your duodenum to aid in the digestion of fat.

Sorry, I have this thing for anatomical inaccuracies.

 

[Olivianna]

Are you talking about me?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Golly. I'm sorry. I was just going on idiomatic anatomy. I'll do my research next time.

There is no bile in your spleen. Bile is made in your liver, stored in your gall bladder and secreted into your duodenum to aid in the digestion of fat.

Sorry, I have this thing for anatomical inaccuracies.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Are you talking about me?

I was. I didn't know you were into spleens. But just to let you know, there's no bile in mine. That makes me extra nice!

 

[islandman]

Are you talking about me?

nope. just about your brain. nothing to see here.

 

[Olivianna]

nope. just about your brain. nothing to see here.

My brain hates being objectified.

 

[superlittlegirl]

My brain hates being objectified.

I wasn't objectifying your brain; I was objectifying the container that holds it. Does that make any difference at all?

 

[Olivianna]

I wasn't objectifying your brain; I was objectifying the container that holds it. Does that make any difference at all?

Yeah. My brains's just gone to watch some Smurf episodes. My cranium, on the other hand, baby, is sticking around. So, come here often?

 

[islandman]

Yeah. My brains's just gone to watch some Smurf episodes. My cranium, on the other hand, baby, is sticking around. So, come here often?

just my luck.

 

[Jim_Henson]

What sort of sound does a spleen make when it vents?

(Med students PLEASE)

 

[Rhys]

Typical.

 

[Summery]

Typical.

Predictable at best.

 

[Silverlily]

What sort of sound does a spleen make when it vents?

I have no idea, but I do know what sound a knee makes when it goes out.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Just a dislocation, or a total screwup?

I can still remember seeing me PE teacher putting someones kneecap back in. And yes it certainly made a sound, too.