Velocity: OOC/Casting Call
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princesssexci
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I don't think the guys will ever complain about being girl-heavy for once.
Orgies and ffm threesomes ftw!!!
Leopald
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You're so awesome. *grins*
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everbloom
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No worries FM, I had meant to post it earlier but got distracted. And everbloom, I'm sure we could make beautiful music together.
I thought it was quirky. ^.^
UnHolyPimpHand
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Rock 'n Fuckin' Roww!!
*clears his throat, getting into character.*
Oi! Oi! Oi!
What's awl 'fis Bloo'y bollocks abou' birds an' blokes? Va more birds come flockin', Va more I 'ave to put me cock in! It would be one bleedin fing if we was a harpsicord band in a travelin' Renaissance Fair, but 'fis is rock an' fuckin' row! We toss birds around like par'y favours an' keep righ' on rootin' em till we pass 'em on down Va line.
Fink of it like musical cocks, if yous wiffout one, wait fo' va music to stop an' 'op on somebody else's. Vat's fuckin' METAL!
*Drinks a bottle to the face.*
OOC: I'm just takin' the piss. But I don't see any reason to set pairings in stone. The more shake UPS and hurt feelings, the more interesting the dynamic becomes, no?
*clears his throat, getting into character.*
Oi! Oi! Oi!
What's awl 'fis Bloo'y bollocks abou' birds an' blokes? Va more birds come flockin', Va more I 'ave to put me cock in! It would be one bleedin fing if we was a harpsicord band in a travelin' Renaissance Fair, but 'fis is rock an' fuckin' row! We toss birds around like par'y favours an' keep righ' on rootin' em till we pass 'em on down Va line.
Fink of it like musical cocks, if yous wiffout one, wait fo' va music to stop an' 'op on somebody else's. Vat's fuckin' METAL!
*Drinks a bottle to the face.*
OOC: I'm just takin' the piss. But I don't see any reason to set pairings in stone. The more shake UPS and hurt feelings, the more interesting the dynamic becomes, no?
MaskofSand
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I'm sorry.
I'd "translate" for you, Ever, but I'm too busy laughing at the moment.
I'd "translate" for you, Ever, but I'm too busy laughing at the moment.
fr33ks33k
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This is pure WIN...and for Ever's sake I shall translate (even if it's unneccessary it'll be amusing to me)
"What's all this bullshit about girls and guys? The more women that come flocking (to the band), the more I have to put my cock in! It would be one thing if we were a harpsichord band in a traveling Renaissance Fair, but this is rock and fucking roll! We toss women around like party favors and and keep right on rooting them till we pass them on down the line.
Think of it like musical cocks, if you're without one, wait for the music to stop and hop on somebody else's. That's fucking METAL!"
A side note, I will have to make atleast a small attempt to use this sort of immersion of language in my posts, because that is just awesome. Well done UPH!
princesssexci
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Yeah, I gotta agree with fr33ks, this was hot and even though I'm not at all british, i understood completely.
As I said yesterday, ffm threesomes and orgies ftw!!!!
Leopald
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Yeah, I gotta agree with fr33ks, this was hot and even though I'm not at all british, i understood completely.
I decided to forego the british accent in my post, but its up there. And he made a special trip to the hotel to get your "sweet ass" over to the concert. *grins*
Oh, and I figured a Boondock Saints moment was called for.
fuckmeat
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It's not to late to sign up you know, you could be a guitarist. Leo was originally a guitarist but he got pressganged into being our tour manager. Currently our lead singer is also the only guitarist.
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fuckmeat
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I don't mind signing up as well. It sounds like a cool thread (obviously as it's girl heavy lol) only thing is I don't have a great musical knowledge in terms of instruments so if I can be as quiet as possible on the music front I'd be happy too. Though I would try my hardest to research some music stuff for the good of the rp. I could play opposite Ellie if she isn't already taken she sounds hot <3
Sounds good to me. I'm sure you can bluff or evade the technical side of things. It'll be good to have another Brit on board.
everbloom
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Really nice intro UK, the only thing I see that might be strang is that I thought there logo was an amp, because of fuckmeat's first post on the IC board, but even if that is so it's not a big deal at all. I liked the idea anyways that he dedicated a part of his body to the band.
Leopald
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If you have any actual music/guitar questions, either playing or equipment, just post them here, and I or someone else can help.
And the Velocity Amp is in a V shape, so either way of saying it works just fine. Welcome to the band and its overbearing tour manager.
And the Velocity Amp is in a V shape, so either way of saying it works just fine. Welcome to the band and its overbearing tour manager.
everbloom
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everbloom
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Ha just knock her out the first five minutes she is there. XD As for the tattoos, I don't know if you could get Ellie to get a big "V" on her ass, it would take alot of persuading.
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